Sean hobs

stand-up comic

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When you open the hibachi menu and see a dish called the emperor

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Just had to retake a screenshot because I blinked #AppleEvent

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Rated R movies < ill-advised internet search #WednesdayWisdom

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Thank you to all who served in the greatest military in the world ! USA USA USA

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The magical thing about Halloween candy is right when you thought you ate the last mini Snickers another one appears

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Snowflake is the n-word for white people insulting white people on the internet #BreakingNews

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Showed up an hour late to work hungover , this is necessary — eating noodles at Pasadena Noodle & Grill https://t.co/MGGwFxhANw

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Man People suck at #rocketleague after #4:20

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Yo, fuck racist people

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There are some weird shit popping off in my face book feed today

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Doing a show tonight come out and join https://t.co/0E4H9tRIA8

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Where are all the dragons — watching Grey's Anatomy

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To hunt the Lion King @midnight #RichMovies