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@barstoolsports Prolly carried over to the tackling...yup. Oh wait a minute. He plays offense.

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Took me 1 full year to connect the 3:54 mark of @georgemichael's "Outside" to the 2:51 mark of @chic's "I Want Your Love." When you have talent like @nilerodgers -- I'm sure people borrow all the time. Nile Rodgers - you and your music are loved. #nilerodgers, #jondouglas.

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@SamHarrisOrg Disappointed, mostly, by the avoidance of the “Magical” word. Sam, be brave. You broke your argument’s legs by not saying “it.”

[LA County Sheriffs @LASDHQ]

#LASD Seeking Public's Help in Locating Critical #Missing Juvenile Jamari Randy Fernandez #Altadena...
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@Loydi WHERE YOU AT?

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@StanHumphries @zillow This NEW doohickey dropped our house value by 18% -- almost $140,000 in less than 30 days. Holy Smokes!!! That's just crazy-bird stuff. I even wrote CS to point out the error. Wanna read what they wrote? It's NOT a $5,000,000 house folks. Aliens didn't land & torch it all

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@Rich_Barton Oh No!!! The new Zillow Zestimator crashed and burned on our house's value!!! $140,000 down in one month. No nuclear plant explosion nearby, time to retinker.

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@mrs_siegel_poly Your unit has been FANTASTIC!!!

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@djabbyab Logic and common sense? How dare you!!! Supply and demand is 1st grade economics.

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@mrs_siegel_poly Pow!!!!

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@mrs_siegel_poly These are GREAT!!!

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Brand New Washer - Never Before Used. 1st Run. Gushing Water through the door. Banging like a broken propeller plane. 1st day in our new house with a faulty product. #kidhasdirtyclothes #pleasehelp. #wantedtoloveit. @LGUSSupport

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@drshaunadiggs Congratulations. And ALWAYS and ONLY the best!!!!

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@drshaunadiggs That’s BEAUTIFUL!!

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@CineMack. https://t.co/afBqirYaJx

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@Pick6Pickett Giving it back to the kids. #eachoneteachone. #mykidwastheretoo. #showingthemboyshowtolistenandwork. Thank you!!

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@Loydi I DONT TWEET!!!

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@terrykcarr @AoDespair One of my favorite books of all time!!!

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@terrykcarr You have 45 minutes to counteract the Fritos with Hot Cheetos. Little known cure. I’ll be awake to advise re post Hot Cheetos cure. They will make you a different sick but we can get through this.

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Thank you for an amazing product!!! @WoombikesUSA