Mitch Mahoney

White Sox locker room rugrat in '70s. Sat on Harry Caray's lap during broadcast. Culinary wiz. Proud Dad. Go G-Men! Friend to Nature. Shoe guy.☮️✌🏼

[Mitch Mahoney @MMahoney44]

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[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

Republicans just cut polling locations in Tarrant County right before the midterms.

They’ll do EVERYTHING but give folks a reason to vote for them.

You want the people’s votes? Do your job and earn them. It’s really that simple.

[Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper]

RFK Jr testified in his divorce proceedings that he was too brain damaged to work so therefore couldn’t pay alimony.

He is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Our food is poisoned and measles is on the rise.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

At some point those of us in the pro-democracy movement need to stop worrying about Donald Trump and Republicans attacking us over false claims of voter fraud. Instead we need to take steps to protect and expand voting rights and let Trump call us names.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Texas officials voted to close 92 poll stations in the Fort Worth area where Kamala Harris won by 18 points.

So my question is this.

What happens if Democracy defenders from all over the country were to fly into Fort Worth, rent a massive fleet of rental cars, and offer any Fort Worth voters impacted by those closures free rides to and from the nearest poll stations?

That seems like patriotism. 🇺🇸

[Mitch Mahoney @MMahoney44]

yay!🌊🐬🌊

[Phil Demers @walruswhisperer]

HAPPENING NOW: MarineLand’s last 6 beluga whales are currently being removed from their tanks to be relocated. This marks the end of MarineLand’s 65 year history of animal abuses. No more whales, dolphins, sealions, seals or walruses will ever suffer there again. As promised.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

I still think this is a fabulous idea

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

This is no coincidence. This is a multi-part plan by the GOP to make it harder for you to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Please read and share. https://t.co/NmULsHIPa1

[Mitch Mahoney @MMahoney44]

Homey don’t wanna go to jail.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

A whistleblower just disclosed that USPS is secretly enacting Trump's order to restrict mail-in ballots:

"If even one bar code on one single ballot in a bulk-mailing of 10,000 ballots fails to properly scan during the verification process, the entire batch is rejected and sent back to the state - effectively stopping the ballots from being mailed to voters."

[⚡️Puddin⚡️ @puddin88124]

163 CHILDREN RESCUED. SIX DAYS OF SILENCE.

Not even 30 damn seconds from major news media.

But a lake gets its name changed? BREAKING NEWS.

Don’t preach to me about “saving the children” when 163 rescued kids aren’t even worth 30 seconds of your airtime.

Your silence says everything.

[Mitch Mahoney @MMahoney44]

@ChiSoxFanMike they’re both brutal. Stoney is fine. Changes have to be made.

[Global Observer @Bry___l]

🚨BREAKING: 163 children were rescued from human traffickers in Florida today and the media has not said one word

[Mitch Mahoney @MMahoney44]

Tony Kay with another solid outing. Also, umpires can’t keep track of the count. 🤬

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

In Washington, DC, a massive sign was unveiled displaying the names of Palestinians killed by Israel since October 2023.

[Covie @covie_93]

The supreme court gave trump a $400 million ballroom but couldn't give you student debt relief.

[Jonathan H. Adler @jadler1969]

So it appears Lake Ontario is named as such in the Treaty of Canandaigua, signed by President George Washington and ratified by Congress in 1795.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We DO NOT need flock cameras.
We DO NOT need data centers.
We NEED higher wages.
We NEED clean produce.
We NEED clean water.

[Retrievals Resists @Retrievals1]

The scariest thing to outsiders about what is happening to America isn't necessarily Trump's destruction of it, it's the lack of any opposition to the destruction of America.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

NEWS: Texas has quietly shoved more than 1.2 million voters — over 6% of its rolls — onto the "suspense list" heading into a midterm the GOP is terrified of losing, and most of those people won't find out until they're standing at a polling place in November. Check your registration before October 5, because they're purging the rolls to save Ken Paxton.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

BREAKING NEWS: Youppi! has signed an executive order to rename Washington Nationals as “Montreal Expos,” a change the mascot says ​would take effect immediately

[Mitch Mahoney @MMahoney44]

rat bastards!

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

More than 50 sloths died at an Orlando tourist attraction that never opened to the public. Last week, Florida officials closed the criminal investigation and pressed no charges.

Sloth World was supposed to be an interactive attraction on International Drive where you could hold a sloth. To stock it, the company imported animals caught in the wild in Guyana and Peru.

The first shipment arrived at a facility with no running water and no electricity. The space heaters meant to keep them warm failed, leaving tropical animals in the Florida cold for at least one night in December 2024.

Between March and April, the number of living sloths in the company's care went from 26 to 13.

The sheriff's report describes emaciated, dehydrated animals. One frothing at the mouth. One that had been lying on the ground for two days, covered in its own feces. The curator who helped move the survivors to the Central Florida Zoo said she saw no food and no water anywhere in the building.

A veterinarian told the state the company expanded faster than it could handle disease, and was dosing sick sloths with Pedialyte.

55 died, only 13 made it out alive.

The Orange County Sheriff's Office concluded there was no crime because nothing that happened cleared the legal bar for criminal neglect in Florida.

A state representative put it about as plainly as it can be put: when a facility can be in full compliance with every applicable standard and animals still die by the dozens, the standards are the problem. Compliance is not the same as care.

Florida now requires a special permit to import sloths. Orange County commissioners are weighing a ban on using exotic wildlife for commercial entertainment.

55 wild animals were pulled out of a rainforest, shipped across an ocean, and died in a warehouse for an attraction that never opened its doors. And under the law as written, nobody did anything wrong.