TrueMattMalteseFacts

Absolutely not fake @matthewmaltese facts.

(Just for fun)

[TrueMattMalteseFacts @MMalteseFacts]

#mattmaltese #madeyoulook #truemattmaltesefacts

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#Hesmuchmuchmuchtoosillygoofy #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts

[TrueMattMalteseFacts @MMalteseFacts]

Gotta make a living somehow #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #fiftyonjimmy

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🦴 🥕 #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #babybunnycoded #ifeellikehisteethareperfectfornibblingcarrotsthisisunrelatedtothefact

[TrueMattMalteseFacts @MMalteseFacts]

His new cover just floats around in my head like the DVD video logo bouncing through an empty screen #moss #mattmaltese #mossmaltese #mattmosstese #truemattmaltesefacts #tesemaltmoss #mossthewmossmoss

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#agirlsgirl #elderlymansippinghottea #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #bestofbothworlds #weakbonesandcutehats

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🐎 #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts

[TrueMattMalteseFacts @MMalteseFacts]

Imagine a battle of the British royal army against Maltesers #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #theyllmeltinthesunlight #ripladydi

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@matthewmaltese You're a runner not a driver

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@matthewmaltese Wow my take wasn't good enough?

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@evenifshesalag @matthewmaltese "If I write a big song I'll fly around"
he wasn't talking about planes..

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#Aroundtheparksixtimesandmissyou #inthemorninglight #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #mansalwaysrunningnow

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#vroom #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #djtd

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#hesgottabefull #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #boysbygirls #bexaston

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What are you doing here go stream driving just to drive??? #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #bexaston

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#naturalbirth #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #ninthchild #fatheringjusttofather

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🤨 #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts

[TrueMattMalteseFacts @MMalteseFacts]

Individual hairs? No way, that thing is solid. #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #yestheresacircleonhishead #yeshesliceditoffwhenbald #yesitgrewback

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@noceurgmint @matthewmaltese No wayyy ♡ HBD!

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#mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #safeandsecure

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#mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #gregtheegg