mmartin

Entry Level Adult

[mmartin @MMartinM96]

The more intelligent you are, the more annoyed you're likely to get by people in general, but at the same time keep quiet to avoid an argument.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

A dog that can hunt its own food can't be loyal.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

silent treatment gives me peace, if i ever argue with you i must really love you.

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

They musta changed weed fr. Nobody wanna smoke it no more. Shit ain't early no more

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

The final stage of poverty is when you start defending it .

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Onlyfans but its just me SMOKING JOINT in a various locations

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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I’ve officially reached the age where i barely save numbers because I’m very sure we won’t talk for long.

[king @kingrudhaah]

We must drain the swamp of them all unapologetically!!
#Kenya 🇰🇪 afresh.

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

Do I want you? Yes. Will I leave you if you stress me? Yes.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Never be that guy who works hard to be successful, just to end up with a woman who has nothing to offer.

Give yourself brain.

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

This is the language we want to hear going forward...2027 ni mbali

[Focus @MrManFocus]

The embarrassment you feel after telling everyone you found a good woman, then she switches up and breaks your heart like it’s nothing.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

May I never be so ungrateful and entitled that I call someone's efforts the bare minimum.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Mistakes are made, but try to avoid the mistake of feeding a horse you don’t ride.

— Elon Musk.

[Wild Media @WildMediaOnly]

Lil Yachty says he quit having sex because he’d had too much of it

[Car.it @kipronobett_]

You mean KRA can track the money my parents send me for upkeep but can't track the billions withdrawn from e-citizen?

[Berto @bertoa_]

90% of the time that IG baddie a real life loser

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

CONFIRMED:Criminal Ruto has Visited Tuju at the Hospital.

[mmartin @MMartinM96]

Maraga.

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Mlisema mtu aki tweet Maraga anapata 1000 retweets. Wapi hizo retweets?

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Failed comedians too