Michael Matcke

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@NerdyMom47 I thought Big Mike was the monkey?

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@deaflibertarian The Stanley Cup Finals had a person sign the National Anthem

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@FreesoulFaizan @EvaVlaar @SaveEuropeAct 😂😂😂

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@hicasamadim 72

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"Have you seen the size of that eyesore?"

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@deborah_bucher Yep, heard it in a song

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@Amwysoc My brother always sneezes 3 times.

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@Amwysoc Salt & pepper

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@HaYoMiDe_ Turkey is over cooked…🤦🏼😒

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@SarahWorkx Yes, you were 53 in your other tweet.

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@NerdyMom47 They are us from the future.

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@AngelaBelcamino Put a nicotine patch on… 3mg should do the trick

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@Amwysoc 🤔🤔 good thing I don’t know what that is…

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@JamesHu27192912 🤔 no wonder the 3/8” plywood was so expensive

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@NerdyMom47 🙏🙏🙏

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@Amwysoc None, I don’t run, doctors orders

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@NerdyMom47 My ex could pop the gum on every chew. 🤦🏼

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

We’ve all made jokes at Jimmy Kimmel’s expense. But Mr. Kimmel is a fellow artist, and I am in fact heartbroken to see the way he has been treated. I believe he is, in his heart of hearts, a good and decent fellow, devoid of malice and hate.

Just kidding, Jimbo. Eat shit.

[Michael Matcke @MMatcke]

@AngelaBelcamino Why? Does the left know flag etiquette ? Do they know the blue field should be on the observers left?