Matojo M. Kosatta

Tanzanian

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

@ahmednasirlaw Grand Mullah @ahmednasirlaw, SC omitted Luhya Tribe by deliberate design as Team Tutams strongly believes that Senator Edwin Sifuna is an existential political threat to Ruto's Presidency.

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

Ni ushauri wangu kuwa @HildaNewton21 aitikie wito wa Polisi kwa kufika Ofisini kwa Mkurugenzi wa Upelelezi wa Makosa ya Jinai kwa njia ya kielektroniki kupitia Mtandao wa Zoom Meeting kwa sababu za Kiusalama. Hapo vipi? @Advocate_Jebra @TitoMagoti

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

@mangekimambi @HildaNewton21 Kila kheri Dada wa Taifa

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Usiku wa kuamkia tarehe 13 Aprili, 2029 kutatokea tukio kubwa sana nchini Tanzania.

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

Mimi kama Wakili wa Mke wako Mtarajiwa nitatumia hii twit yako dhidi yako kama sehemu ya ushahidi wa Mteja wangu ili kushinda kesi ya talaka ya mteja wangu ambaye ni mke wako mtarajiwa kwenye swala la mgawanyo wa Mali za Ndoa (Matrimonial Assets) 🤣🤣🤣

[Adv.Innocent⚖️ @Adv_innocent]

Sorry! My plan kwenye hili sakata la wanawake kutaka talaka ili wapate mali pasu kwa pasu...
-kabla ya kuoa au kufunga ndoa nitahakikisha nakuwa na cheti cha ndoa na mtu mwingine, ambae hata yeye hatajua...na kwavile sheria za Tanzania zinasema"Huwezi kufunga ndoa juu ya ndoa" hivyo Akileta manjegeka tu!! NATOA KILE CHETI CHA KWANZA...To Mean ndoa ya pili itakuwa batili .....stuka mtu wangu😃

Good night..🖐

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

The only and one human being in this world who can interpret this photo with arithmetic precision is a Luo Lady, Maverick Aoko.

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

@elonmusknews30 Yes

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@SGahamanyi For your information, in Tanzania nothing divides us like CCM after Mwl. Nyerere'death. Tanzanians will regain their national unity after CCM is ousted from grips of political power through General Election.

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@_DCPTV It is "Principal", not Principle.

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NEW PROVERB AND LEGAL MAXIM.

"JurisPesa knows no law but JurisPesa knows money and only money".

IN LATIN: JurisPesa nullam legem novit, sed JurisPesa pecuniam novit, et solam pecuniam.

@ahmednasirlaw, I have just invented a new proverb and legal maxim.

CC: @NelsonHavi

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

@ahmednasirlaw Grand Mullah and Senior Counsel, @ahmednasirlaw, can you write a book on Origin, Development and Destiny of JurisPesa in Kenya?

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

@HildaNewton21 @rose_mayemba @TitoMagoti @lifeofmshaba 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ACT-WAZELENDO MLINDA KURA ALIYESHINDWA KULINDA MGOMBEA.

ACT-Wazelendo walijiandaa KULINDA KURA lakini wakasahau KULINDA MGOMBEA URAIS wakapoteza vyote kura na mgombea Urais hata kabla ya kampeini za uchaguzi kuanza

@rose_mayemba @TitoMagoti @HildaNewton21 @lifeofmshaba

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

@rose_mayemba @TitoMagoti @HildaNewton21 @lifeofmshaba Muda wa kuchukua fomu umeshapita.

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

Balozi Polepole anaongea muda huu wahi kabla mkata switch hajafanya yake.
https://t.co/VGlyDLC9jt
@HildaNewton21 @TitoMagoti wahi seat mapema

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

@HildaNewton21 Mimi bado sijalala ninamsubili Balozi Polepole

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

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Balozi Polepole atahutubia Taifa leo kuanzia saa 2:00 kamili usiku kwa kuweka wazi mambo ambayo haujawahi kuyasikia.

By Mr. Mtu Aliyehamasika Kukinukisha.

[Matojo M. Kosatta @MMatojo]

Mimi ni Mfanyabiashara ya kuuza nguo Kariakoo, nimeoa na nina mke na watoto, nilisikia Mhe. Lissu anasema atakinukisha nikashawishika na kumuacha mke wangu na kutelekeza watoto wangu na kuoa Mchepuko 🤣🤣🤣

@TitoMagoti

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@MariaSTsehai Kwa kuwa Shangazi wa Taifa amekusamehe na sisi tumekusanehe.