Makhura Matt

What's drive me crazy is the idea that I can do something lager than myself

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

If Argentina isn't in it, FIFA loses a lot of money. It's not about football anymore, it's about profit 🚮

[robertmarawa @robertmarawa]

And we must continue watching a game we once loved!!

Wow!!!🚮🚮

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@ChrisExcel102 @RSASIU It feels like no one succeeds through hard work anymore. You just have to be corrupt to enjoy a good life

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@BajramBegajAL wire me with $250000

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

The Qatari Foreign Ministry says Iran's attacks against it 'cannot be left without retaliation'

Minutes after the statement, Iran fired 10 extra missiles at Doha...

lol

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

I have a friend who used to talk all night about how easy it is to make money. While we were drinking, I’d just sit there listening. Then one day he actually quit his job to chase that “easy money.” Now he’s finally realised that making money is very tough in practice

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

A guy jumped from a 3storey building to commit suicide for over 1m debt

he landed on a 2 million benz, broke the windscreen, and still didn’t die 😂

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

If you’re a girl and haven’t received any Valentine’s messages, you can DM me. I’ll send you a cute Valentine’s message so you have something sweet to show your friends, you can even send me some money along with your location I’ll order and send you beautiful flowers

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@psebati Your girlfriend doesn't becha you, she does nothing on your birthday, she never takes you out on dates, she knows you love Hennessy but has never even bought you a Hennessy from PnP but you somehow believe she will spoil you tomorrow?? 👀🤣!! Nna la mbora

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@TheMahleek A president visit his country 😂😂😂

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@destinyzee He’s back

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

Last year, when my account was having regular inflows, #FNB would block it almost monthly, citing a need to update my source of income. Now that the cash flow's dried up, the SMS notifications have stopped, and my account's never been blocked. The service of @FNBSA is frustrating

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

Having children is exhausting in a way that never really ends. Even when they’re well into their 30s, you’ll still see grown men resting their heads on their mother’s lap or trailing after her around the yard and honestly, I do it too. So you only stop being a parent when you die

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

South Africans spend an average R400 million a day on alcohol, in the days leading up to New Year’s Eve, sales almost triple to exceed R1 billion a day

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@AntonyNgele Face of alcohol 🤣

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@PutinOmuhle @Mokgadi26999960 @Ndi_Muvenda_ K

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@Mokgadi26999960 @Ndi_Muvenda_ Go fuck yourselves

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@africancrude @Ndi_Muvenda_ His family should probably have a chat with him, encouraging him to go for young sexy beauty women, South Africa is full of beauty women, guys like him need a serious beating 😂

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@destinyzee 🤣🤣🤣

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@Mokgadi26999960 @Ndi_Muvenda_ Comprehension isn’t for everyone, I’ve never said fat women don’t deserve to be loved 🤦‍♂️

[Makhura Matt @MMiggle]

@_Wandiful @Ndi_Muvenda_ I blame hony guys that are always compliments those Hippopotamus instead of telling them truth