Hey autocorrect! It’s never ever duck. Nobody ever sends a text wanting to use the word duck. Does “what the duck” make any sense? No. No it does not. Now please fix this ship.
Day #1 of our #iHeartFestival2019 is happening right now and I’m having serious #FOMO not being there. Thank you @TheCW for letting us watch it at https://t.co/4CT49IgnPS. @Z1043
Turned the corner in Walmart and as I was taking a breath in the old man coming around that corner was coughing and not covering his mouth. I got a mouthful of his cough. I hate everything.