Jason

Liberty and justice for all. Devil's advocate. Appreciates good grammar and foul language. His name was Duncan Lemp. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@jimb_001 @RealJamesWoods You have a spiderweb on your elbow because you're retarded, not because it looks cool. I fucking guarantee that the artist who did it knows what it means. Same for totenkopf.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@WallStreetApes Kelo vs New London has already set the precedent. Unjustly, this man will lose.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@LittleCongress ...unless it's being bought by the right people. Like George Soros' Moveon dot org endorsing Matt. Then it's alright.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@blkgunsmattr Yes. I have and I will.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@GovTimWalz I know that when I want an unbiased assessment of Minnesota's quality of life, I'm going to open the Star and Sickle to find it.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@keithellison I'll take "sleight of hand" for $1000, Alex.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@Simi_2210_ Skin.

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

@WBRZ The safe couldn't repel fire of that rmagnitude

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@LPTN1776 @LeadingReport Chimp boy replied then blocked, like a little bitch. People who feel the need to tell you how smart they are rarely are.

Dunning-Kruger on display.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@SaveDaChimps @LPTN1776 @LeadingReport Here's the transcript: https://t.co/QrTHDB0m4P

But tell us more about what you think he said vs what he actually did.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@2CynicAl65 Birds aren't real.

[Jessica Meir @Astro_Jessica]

A timelapse view from our @SpaceX Dragon of the spectacular southern aurora seen in yesterday’s post, a result of a recent solar event. As opposed to the previous aurora I’ve seen, this one danced and snaked its way directly below us, putting on quite a show. I am in awe of this ethereal and emotionally evocative phenomenon.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@Houseofyogi @politicalelle Awful governance of IL is undeniable. That kicking in for stadiums pays returns on the investment is.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@KellyMorrisonMN Killing babies is not healthcare.

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@KosherChutzpah Retard. I support Israel's right to defend itself, and I support selling them the equipment to do so. I don't support giving the equipment to them at taxpayer expense.

[Phoenix Insurgent @PhxInsurgent]

I love seeing this kind of surveillance-disrupting experimentation.
https://t.co/6creR5S9VV

[Jason @MNTeabagger]

@GMcGuireVA Go fuck yourself, tyrant.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I've been the lone vote against budgets that exploded our debt past $39 Trilion. My Six Penny Plan is the answer both parties refuse to pass: cut six cents from every projected dollar for 5 years and balance the budget. The math works. The will to get it done is what's missing.

[Tyler O'Neil @Tyler2ONeil]

🚨READ IT

The Justice Department just secured a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center, and it reveals some new bombshells

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https://t.co/uRCbnWaBzr

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

The 7-second cold wrist rinse was tested on 3,000 soldiers after combat simulations.

Cortisol dropped 52% within 90 seconds. Heart rate fell an average of 22 beats per minute. The Navy classified the protocol in 2009 and kept it secret until 2023.

The mechanism is radial artery cooling. Your inner wrists have the thinnest skin and the largest surface-to-volume ratio for blood vessels. 7 seconds of cold water cools the blood passing to your brain, which signals your hypothalamus to downregulate stress instantly

You've splashed cold water on your face. You've taken cold showers. Both work, but they're inconvenient.

The SEAL protocol takes 7 seconds, requires no undressing, and can be done at any sink. Soldiers used it before night missions to fall asleep fast.

The military classified this because a free 7-second stress fix would reduce demand for combat stress medication ($400M annually).

The 2023 declassification came after a FOIA lawsuit filed by a veteran.

The fix: run cold tap water over your inner wrists for 7 seconds. Both wrists. Do it when you feel a stress spike.

Within 90 seconds, your heart rate will drop. No shower, no ice.

Just 7 seconds.