Jordan

if only you understood how bad things truly are 🇺🇸 🇷🇺

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

Before Zimbabwe had candles, they had lightbulbs.

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

Meanwhile I make double what he made and couldn’t comprehend buying a house in this market let alone have kids.

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

My father made $40,000 the year I was born in 2000 at 24 years old.

He bought a house 2 years prior
Bought a brand new truck
Bought a brand new snowmobile
Had money for vacations

He never once complained about how he was struggling for money and could keep us living happily

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

@DCater24 @cicero_mn Bingo

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

Sure, the flock cameras are going away. But have you looked into the Axon street light cameras?

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

I don't think people appreciate how crazy Minnesota actually is. Minnesota is suing and making agreements with gang members to not attend public events so public officials don't look bad.

Instead of arresting them, they are banning them from public events.

[CrimeWatchMpls @CrimeWatchMpls]

Downtown Minneapolis - 7:37 a.m., Another dead person found on the riverbank near Hennepin Ave.
4th dead body found in a week.

#ThisIsMinneapolis

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

Fishback may have lost but I believe his campaign and legacy will only continue to grow.

I haven’t felt this way towards a politician since Trump in 2016.

History will be made

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

AIPAC tracker blocked me because I shit on them for promoting Muslim candidates.

Based

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

@PKAClips Jizz is such a Chud

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

@cicero_mn I was just out looking at Saturn with my binoculars up in Hibbing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

@CheekiOps Happy Friday!

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

Sir, your “based” Texas.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport plans to install Islamic wudu foot-washing stations inside Terminal D restrooms by the end of the year.

[Pvblius XIV @AnonXIV14]

How the midterms look.

[Jordan @MN_Haveyy]

@MurkaDurkah Don’t you have a guy that does lawn destruction services?

[Northern News Now @NorthernNewsNow]

Flock grounded: Duluth Police Department ends license plate reader contract
https://t.co/NqDcrGTSZI

[Tom Emmer @tomemmer]

Quick question, Timmy: Which daycare sponsored this golf trip?

[John Rouleau @John_Rouleau]

Walz being so radioactive that they shipped him to the northwest angle instead of risking him being anywhere near a camera in the closing days of the primary is the funniest thing to happen so far this month.