Naveed Mirza

My Dentist: I want the tooth!
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!

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@JesseKellyDC @artofmanliness Art of Manliness. Self-improvement designed for men but applicable to all through philosophy, history, daily life, etc. Great website too.

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@ClayTravis Would they use a men’s ball or women’s ball for this game?

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They say, “Don’t meet your heroes,” but I think @ZubyMusic handled it very well.

Had a fantastic time at #BackstageAtTheRyman with @realDailyWire.

#LetsGoBrandon

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#FlytheFlag @prageru

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@PFTCommenter I’m calling my mechanic in Denver to be ready since the Broncos will be using the Royce on drives

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@PopcornSutton__ Hounds (blueticks especially) are the best. Glad you and Jennings are enjoying each other

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@BarstoolBigCat @PatMcAfeeShow Who wore them better? Patty Mac, LBJ, or that fuckin nerd from Jurassic Park?

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@Jon__Reed https://t.co/TXFmZHUSBA

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@PFTCommenter @RealSkipBayless The real Earnestine & Hazel has ghosts, and ghosts aren’t afraid of earthquakes #SkipLieless https://t.co/a5YFzkv2O4

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@ReedsRanchPod Imagine an advertising campaign for hookers called "Bang for Your Buck"

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@ReedsRanchPod Since baseball season is coming up, here’s a sports rule I hate: when the catcher drops strike 3, the batter can run. That is so stupid to me. Why does it matter whether the catcher holds onto the ball on that particular pitch? It’s strike 3. You’re out.

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@ReedsRanchPod Why did jeans Friday become a thing as if jeans are the pinnacle of comfort? Denim is tough, thick material. A good pair of casual khakis is far better IMO. Am I an idiot?

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@PFTCommenter I’m throwing dime bags under the hoods of all the players’ cars so they all have a high motor today

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Kinda makes sense that Tom Yates from House of Cards is a Tennessee fan https://t.co/1DfN65acJm

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This pullover is made out of boyfriend material. #heygirl

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@THESethHughes LOL. The effort is so low

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@THESethHughes This is making me laugh unnaturally long and loud

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@ReedsRanchPod @VolRumorMill Houston, who was your favorite Lady Vol couple?

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@FOXSportsKnox @sweetpbbq LOL if we start doing more I formation in the first full year after Jalen Hurd quit.

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@PardonMyTake When you realize you can make grit plural and literally eat it #PMTAWL

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Right after saying "I'm not a big dome guy" @BarstoolBigCat