Dade Wheeler

#RestoreTheShyamalanVerse #TheOriginalTrilogyIsNotCanon #MakeFant4stic2

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@ThreepioZee Real fans know she's the real main character of Marcia's franchise and that George only made Luke and Anakin to take the franchise away from Marcia.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@storkii_alt Maybe it's because Toby Fox is himself right-wing? All the so-called "queer" relationships in his games have a problematic "feudal lord and handmaiden" dynamic. Not to mention: if his games really are "woke" there wouldn't be any right-wingers that like them.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@TrojanofAngmar @familymanfan420 She lost the fight the moment she was born, she struggled against her attraction to Kylo Ren, she needed help to defeat her abusive ancestor...

And you're missing the fact that Marcia never intended Luke to be the main character.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@Duhlorean98 It sucks because it's white supremacist propaganda made by a Nazi.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@penisfacemcgee3 @familymanfan420 Marcia Lucas is the real creator of Star Wars. George just stole credit from her.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@fwompomp @familymanfan420 This IS it! Real fans know that Marcia Lucas and Alan Dean Foster created Star Wars and George stole it from them! Kathleen Kennedy and Chris Terrio brought it back, but Dave Filoni ruined it again with his freaking BRICKS AND SCREWS!

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@TrojanofAngmar @familymanfan420 Luke was never in Marcia's original version, George forced him into it. He was a whiny, flawless character who only got his ass kicked to distract people from being a Mary Sue.

Rey, meanwhile, actually had to struggle, being without a family.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@familymanfan420 He is. George inserted Luke into the narrative to ruin Marcia's vision.

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@slowboattohades @SCentralized Marcia Lucas doesn't have a dick. I'm eating her pussy.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@slowboattohades @SCentralized MARCIA CREATED STAR WARS. IT TOOK KATHLEEN KENNEDY AND JJ ABRAMS TO BRING IT BACK. #TheOriginalTrilogyIsNotCanon

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@slowboattohades @SCentralized Rey was who Marcia Lucas INTENDED to be the main character until George ripped her off!

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@FrankConniff Fauci was the one who invented COVID and blamed it on the Chinese.

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@Ren_Chandler4 Craig Gillespie is better at deconstructing stupid nerd shit then he is at doing drama (like the misogynist incel movie Lars and the Real Girl)

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

@up_ruth If I like a movie it has cultural impact, if I don't like it it has no cultural impact. Simple as

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@0x_jaws @DaImmortalGuy @SeparovicMarko I don't gotta see it to know it's fascist.

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@drmistercody It would be objectively a better movie if at the end the real Nikki broke through, murdered Bear, and then said "Boy, bye!" and then had a lesbian orgy on top of his corpse.

[Dade Wheeler @MNightATLARules]

Once again, those assholes at Letterboxd deleted my account for speaking objective truths.