MO

Toon Army, family man and SENCO in that order. Quite central for politics but definitely Tories out.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

BREAKING- Donald Trump was informed today by the state of New Jersey,... that his liquor licenses at his NJ golf courses will not be renewed,... because he's now a convicted felon.

[Jack Russell MBE @jackrussellart]

Saying goodbye to an old teammate today Rest easy the other side fella #RIPThorpie

[Scott Wilson @Scottwilsonecho]

⚫️⚪️ I think the key takeaway from our 90-minute chat with Paul Mitchell today is that there are a lot of things that happened during this summer's transfer window at #NUFC that he's adamant will not happen again. Feels like a turning point in club's development under PIF...

[Otto English @Otto_English]

I'm praying for Jenrick to win.
It will be Iain Duncan Smith levels of hilariousness.

#Pray4Jenrick

[Peter Reid 💙 @reid6peter]

Well done Keir today. Tories and RW Dopes having tantrums on opposition benches. Bless #PMQ

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

Think #nufc and Paul Mitchell deserve credit for fronting up so soon after the transfer window. Nothing to hide in terms of strategy is the clear message.

Nothing off the table, Mitchell spoke well & club determined not to leave it to Howe to front up. Ofc they need to learn from the mistakes now.

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

“Except in Ireland”

[Tim Montgomerie 🇬🇧 @montie]

A disgrace. Why are you letting this happen @elonmusk?

[terry christian @terrychristian]

but but i thought labour were just red tories

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

There is no sane world in which we should know Robert Jenrick’s name. And now he is somehow, inexplicably, leading the race to be Tory leader https://t.co/FjP1Z1lPnU

[Fick Nerrari @FickNerrariLBC]

Two half naked blokes, smoking cigars and working out in a warehouse is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

The Twenty biggest transfer spending sums by club and year in the Premier League

[Robert Bohan Artist @RobertBohan]

Dear Torygraph Readers: This is COMPLETELY untrue. Burke was arrested for breaching an order by the Irish courts to stay away from a school, three times. This is an extreme example of a standard child safeguarding issue. In my day we protected kids. Don’t fall for codswallop!

[Peter Clennell @ClennellPeter]

One of the interesting stats released during the @RedBullUK deal was that Newcastles international audience apparently grew by 62% over the last 12 Months. 📈
⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
#NUFC

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Rishi Sunak attacks Keir Starmer for means testing the winter fuel allowance and taking away money from "Britain's vulnerable pensioners"

Here's a reminder of the manifesto Rishi Sunak stood on in 2017 #PMQs

[jonn elledge is mainly on bluesky @JonnElledge]

has everyone just forgotten that Robert "Rob" Jenrick was so unpopular at Cambridge that he lost an uncontested college election to "reopen nominations", or

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

Take a look at this INCREDIBLE team goal scored by the #NUFC U21s in last night’s EFL Trophy tie away at Bradford City…🤯

McArthur ➡️ Thompson ➡️ Harrison ➡️ Munda ➡️ Parkinson ➡️ Munda ➡️ Emerson ➡️ Parkinson ⚽️

#NUFCFans #Newcastle #PL #EFL

[NUFC Blog @NUFCBlogcouk]

✍️ Joe White has signed a new deal at Newcastle United.

The midfielder has joined MK Dons on loan and was due to be out of contract next summer.

#NUFC

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Humans.