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writer and satiristic bugger and on the odd occasion musician extraordinaire

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Oxytocin is likely to make members of a group lie.So its no use asking who your father is at a gang bang then.

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The EU set to roll out big space project and it is to make real button moon with the added attraction of Metal Micky on thursday.

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Greek PM's aide quits over tape row.basically he had lost a Scotch VHS tape recording of LOVEJOY from the 80s.

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With Turkey's Twitter ban can we all barter for just 1 sentence."CAN YOU STILL FATTEN THEM UP @CHRISTMAS PLEASE THANKYOU".

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The US supreme court has capped US political donations to $123,200 so your next presidential campaigne will only be in technicolor.

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Aerobic exercise in your 20s protects your brain in middle age so you can remember the narative of DALLAS and where JOCK EWING went.

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Vodaphone to create 1,400 jobs in the UK as bounty hunters capturing RNM smartphone SKYPE trolls in coffee bars.

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The world of Psychology has triald Ketamine on 28 depressed patients and discovered they are happier seeing Poodles dressed as MAGISTRATES

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A Dinosaur chase scene has been reconstructed in Texas of 2 Dinosaurs Abraham Lincolne and Ronald Reagan chasing a GUINESS.

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A silent cinema masterpiece has been recovered in the Netherlands called Love Life and tears and will be screened in a garage in Peckham.

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Too many nurseries are not preparing children for the perrills of primary school like RUMPLE STILTSKIN and RAPUNZLE@OOHBLIMEY

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A new top level GCSE grade will be awarded to the most talented 20,000 pupils comprising of the recipe for OVALTINE.

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Italian factory workers kitchen wall.Now the reason is that pope John Paul the 2nd ordered PIELLA and PARKIN cake by mistake.

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Stolen paintings by Paul Gauguin and Pierre Bonnard worth 10.6m euros have been found hanging for 40 years on an,

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RT this if you love chicks with HUGE tits!

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Not as bad as the alternative of having to remortgage your home to hire out a trolley for the afternoon.

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The PM cannot see what all the fuss is about Waitrose offering free Tea and coffee 2 customers with a loyalty card well its,,,

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An A level student has been removed and sent to Mauritius.Now in my day in the 1980's they just sent you to a University in another county.

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Whenever I cum the Lion King theme starts playing in my head

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The IMF fears years of sub-par growth in the global economy with the reintroduction of Prestos and Wimpys on UK high streets.