Accelerationism is a noble hyperstition

I want to drill a tiny hole into your head.

[noe（ノエ） @noezero_]

📸Kronii trying out a swimsuit
#kronillust

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

❗️4-year contract at Barcelona for Rodri. @hirstclass #Transfers 📄🔵🔴☎️

[Spandrell @spandrell4]

The second Arab women were taught to read they rushed to consume vampire rapist literature

[λέων @Daseincel]

Lion.

[Oscar Rickett @oscarrickettnow]

A Sudanese man confronted Dubai ruler Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum on the streets of central London over the UAE’s role in the Sudan war.

A member of the Emirati entourage responded:

“Fuck you, fuck your people… motherfucker, black bitch” https://t.co/i9QatXY0aY

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

❗️Nobody in the club is convinced by Vlahovic — neither Flick nor Deco. @victor_nahe #Transfers ⛔️

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

✅ CONFIRMED: Lautrao Martinez is a name well liked at Barcelona, particularly Deco. @victor_nahe #Transfers 🇦🇷☎️

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

Rodri-Barcelona, not yet done.

Patience. It will be eventually - but as of 2:19am, the agreement is missing.

Only thing definite right now is that the package will be close to (if not exactly) €70m and that all parties are having positive negotiations.

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨 Barcelona said NO to Cuti Romero, a decision taken by the club *with* Hansi Flick. @FabrizioRomano #Transfers ⛔️

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨💥 JUST IN: Julian Alvarez is on his way to really start fighting for what he wants. His image has been of “a soft and good boy”, but he has the character to give and take, being an Argentine. 👀

He will try until the very end to get his move to Barcelona and wants to take all chances possible. If Julian has to make clear efforts, he will. @ffpolo #Transfers 🇦🇷🔵🔴💥

[🎄🇨🇷 @mitsukanehive]

She was built in a lab for me

[mamanooke @mamanooke]

Howdy, Lum! #うる星やつら #ラムちゃん #ClipStudioPaint

[Soda @fredsoda]

this was a super depressing tweet of mine (even for my standards)

but the stats back me up:

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚫️🔵 Inter are prepared to send official bid for Djed Spence if exit conditions change compared to €45m request post World Cup.

Inter believe price can be under €40m now and talks will follow — back on track as exclusively revealed.

Spence, keen on the move. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 As of today, Barcelona have not opened talks for Cuti Romero despite links over recent days.

Barça are focused on closing Rodri deal (soon); zero talks with Spurs for Romero so far.

Atletico Madrid are leading the race. 🔴⚪️

🎥➕ https://t.co/b54skcWIP9

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴🔵 Ferran Torres move to Paris Saint-Germain, seen as imminent and matter of short time by all parties involved.

Talks will continue today between PSG and Barça to fix details and proceed. Ferran has no doubts: PSG. 🔜

🎥➕ https://t.co/b54skcWIP9

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Did you hear? They’re building Object in Russia. Four of them

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨 JUST IN: Ferran to PSG, almost done! Barcelona wanted €50m fixed + bonuses, and now parties are very close to a full agreement. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 🔴🔵⏳

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

Round-up (so far):

⏳ Ferran Torres to PSG, almost done
☎️ Rodri to Barça worth €70m package, pending final agreement on the numbers, deal, etc
✅ Araujo loan to Liverpool official
🇦🇷 Julian Alvarez really upset with his situation
❓Deco, neither in Barcelona nor Madrid

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

To answer many: There’s NO correlation between the Rodri and Ferran operations.

It’s normal for negotiations to take some time and reach an agreement when a team like City and player like Rodri is involved.

…until the clubs reach a agreement on the deal, patience.