molly ☀

if i could do it again, i'd do it the same 🍊🍉🍍

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Adding fundraising abilities to my resume…. Raised $100 for the band in nashville to play “dicked down in dallas” in less than 5 minutes 🤠🤠🤠 #howdy

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@IKEAUSA hi! I purchased two hemnes 3-drawer chests on 7/2. While assembling I noticed a sticky stain on one of the pieces of wood. I tried to clean it, however stopped due to concern I would make it worse. I believe just that one piece will need to be replaced. Is that possible?

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one of my favorite parts about twitter at age 30 is that it’s equal parts hilarious thoughts my friends are having AND also them being Karen’s bitching at airlines and the PPA because it’s the only way you can get someone to respond to you

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@Cfinkk @SpotifyUSA I kept thinking I was just dumb with technology and not able to figure out how to do it

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People have said it before, but I REALLY love the apple feature that automatically copies verification numbers from texts to the website you’re on

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@burkebrabson Burke, I was racking my brain trying to think of the perfect example, but didn’t want to come up short. Thank you for providing one

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Personalized license plates make me really laugh. It’s like a bumper sticker that you can’t take off.

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@haleyrooney11 @Apple It was bugging me so much that I had to add it to my text replacement. I also struggle with “Quinn” and “You” apparently

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@Cfinkk I was over a Duane Reade once- it was very difficult

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@haleyrooney11 Omg I’m crying, why did you post this

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@queen_rooney I’ll help you fly always! 🦜🦜🦜

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You know what has really been annoying me lately- the 53875 text messages from random numbers I get reminding me to vote / asking who I’m voting for. How’d they get my number? Do people actually answer?

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@queen_rooney @haleyrooney11 @m_kellley @courty_spice Let’s not forgets that I once threw Haley’s whole suit case of clothes into the pool in Avalon because she borrowed my red sacred heart volleyball sweatpants without asking #cutebutpsycho

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@briseravalli have you ever heard the song 1985 by bowling for soup?! complete blasphemy, 24 > 23

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@EasyLakeOven Did you know Pope John Paul I died 33 days after becoming the pope

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@IKEAUSAHelp I have spent thousands of dollars in the past few months and continue to be disappointed- please contact me.

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@cvspharmacy Joseph, a cashier, at your CVS in Wayne, PA (store 370) is FANTASTIC. He brought a smile to every customers face with his cheery demeanor! You’re lucky to have him!

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@IKEAUSA Lisa, at your Conshohocken store, is GREAT! Very helpful- went above & beyond when there was a problem with shipping! Thank you!

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@annasmajors @Marriott Once in Columbia the fire alarm at the hotel went off and we were looted... a case of beer

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How funny is it that in high school and college we used to blur out their beers in pictures as if any of the adults in our lives didn’t know what was in our hands🍻