MOMMYBITCH

'Cause EVERY mommy needs to bitch.

[devon @mshotpoo]

You got a problem boo... the eyes always tell it 👀 #bloodshot or not #andycohen #bravotv #WWHL @kathygriffin

[devon @mshotpoo]

I hope we all see that bee ring on Leanne’s hand... #queenbee #RHOD #RHODReunion #bravotv #wellplayed

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

When you think you’re live tweeting but you’re two hours late. 🤦🏽‍♀️ #typical #momlife #RHONYreunion

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

“We wil call you when we need you” 😂😂😂😂 #shutdown @CaroleRadziwill #RHONYreunion

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

@ramonasinger is a typical #whitewomam who needs to be checked. #RHONYreunion

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

#RHONYreunion @ramonasinger #wtf you are grown. What do you care what bethenny thinks? Just love your life. No self esteem? What is this implosion.

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

#RHONYreunion is this really a bthenny pile on right now? @ramonasinger needs to #stfu. @DorindaMedley, too. With her drink ass. 🙄

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

Carole is such a fuck up. 🙄#RHONYreunion #bravotv

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

First of all this white number on @stassi is everything. #vanderpumprules #BravoTV

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

Btw, when you’re scared to be in a group of black women, that’s bc you’re a #racist. @Kimzolciak #RHOA #bravo #idiot #bigot

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

@Andy just checked her @Kimzolciak #RHOA #byegirl

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

Toddler + black crayon = total destruction. #momlife #toddlers #patenting #kids #crayons #kids #babies #mommybitch

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

Why is it that when I'm trying to clean my baby is like: everything you cleaned up, I need that out, now. #momlife #messybaby #whydoitry

[uptownmilf @uptownmilk]

At this point, I think baby is posing 😂 #bathtime #morning #bathbomb #lushcosmetics… https://t.co/ryQ3a69E7V

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

I just scraped food off my daughter's face and ate it. +50 mom points. #momlife #motherhood #parenting #kids #babies #toddlers #noshame

[uptownmilf @uptownmilk]

My daughter's name is "Totally Overreacting" until further notice 🙄#motherhood #toddlers #babies #tantrums #parenting #kids #helpme #fixit

[uptownmilf @uptownmilk]

Turning off #superwhy for #RealHousewives makes me what kind of mother...? #goodmom #momlife #uptownmilk #dilemma #parenting #questions

[devon @mshotpoo]

@realDonaldTrump everybody likes #PresidentObama, #idiot 🙄 #smfh

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

Looking @ my baby in sleeping in her stroller & wanting to put her in bed but also not wanting to ruin a good thing #momlife #dilemma #wwjd

[MOMMYBITCH @MOMMYBYTCH]

“You Don’t Like My #Brelfies?” by Uptown Milk loving this blog #normalizebreastfeeding #tittypower #breastisbest https://t.co/wtXXeuLrkJ