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I wake up ze team for le Gishwhes!

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Zank you all for helping me to my goal ze past week. It's been a most wonderful experience. Merci all around!

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 am

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just looking through a baby album of mine... http://t.co/Ae2YChHnCF

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I'm so frustrated right now...I sink I might go beserk again! http://t.co/dUdGM2rca7

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 am

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 am

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http://t.co/KXuLKZSYem why do people do such crazy zings to my country..

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

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it's time to wake up and smell ze french toast! http://t.co/owhzxZNjyf

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 am

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Dinner time, hon hon! Oh, ma baguette, how I have missed you so..

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@lann321 zank you, fair lady

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but why drink water when zere is sweet, sweet wine!

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@MONSIEURALARM AND WATER TO BE DRUNK. don't forget the water WATERRR WATER

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up up up, let's go! http://t.co/faOnGp7V7n

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BEEP! BEEP! It's 7am

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Ohhhhhh no, oh my, it's nearly midnight! 12 chimes here I come...and une massive headache...

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BRIIIIIING It's dinnertime! At long last! Why don't you join us and... http://t.co/IXAxdJJEqV

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Oh, so you didn't wake up on time? I thought I made it quite clear ven I said http://t.co/RDOeFFl41k !

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BEEP! BEEP! 7 am! http://t.co/SSlOCMtd1A