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v. poor tweets do not get your hopes up

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

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[mmf @MORAG_MF]

Found it in the end tho, and finally crawled into bed where I belong.

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

Lost the car in the hospital car park after a night shift, I looked for so long that I resorted to asking total strangers to help me find it.

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

@daisykmsp Nobody’s blood is ever useless, it saves lives! take it from a person who gives people blood products regularly. These people sound like idiots x

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

@Shorrrn Yeah I think so! I’m working so will come after my shift. Are you?

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

@Shorrrn Parents saw it at the Barbican last week with a q and a after. They said it was great. Hoping to see it next week.

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

I love the antibiotics advert on ITV, that’s what a boring bastard I am these days 💁‍♀️

[Classic Pics @Classic_picx]

Rolling Stone's guitarists, Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood. (1976) #StonesNoFilter

[Sally-Anne Beverley 🏳️‍🌈🧙‍♀️🦄💙💜❤️ @SaeBeverley]

This is my MEGA thread on completing a response to the Gender Recognition Act consultation. If you are British and care about trans people then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE fill it in here:

https://t.co/W3a29h6kAd

Even if you have only got the time to tick boxes, DEADLINE IS FRIDAY.

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

Hello I am an English person in Spain and I am very sunburnt 👋 🍅

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

@billyfallows08 Then there was the time when 8 year old you requested natural woman on the Craig Charles funk and soul show on a Saturday night via email 💁‍♀️

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

Solidaridad with everyone fighting against this bullshit court decision in Spain. #JuanaEstáEnMiCasa

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

Spanish woman jailed for hiding with sons to escape abusive partner https://t.co/6zpGwcWX6a #JuanaEstáEnMiCasa

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

Did anyone else loose their shit when they made out like Jughead was dead on Riverdale?

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Earth to noel listen up rkid I hear your doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol now that's the BeZarist thing you've done yet I forgive you now let's get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about the drinks are on me LG x

[Kate O'Connor @adornodelano]

Like I just said to @hopintopuddles I normally only feel this proud of the dog and the NHS

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Disappointing result, but doesn’t feel half as bad as getting knocked out by Iceland. Let’s never forget the names of those young men and their inspirational manager. They may not have won the World Cup but they’ve given us the right to dream again 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[NHS England @NHSEngland]

As uncomfortable #football and #EngCro truth. Domestic Violence and the #WorldCup are closely linked, with reported incidents up by 26% if England plays, 38% if England loses and 11% the next day, win or lose. Think first. https://t.co/9S6iFjUU8u #EnglandCroatia #WorldCup2018

[mmf @MORAG_MF]

@SARSVL @JenAtTheLibrary @hcocker300 @therealnabsi The heat was unreal! So thankful for those sprinklers on the way back along Kirkstall road into town. So happy to have been able to raise money for a wonderful charity x

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Fantastic result, into the #WorldCup semi finals for the first time since 1990. Public holiday getting closer.

Gareth Southgate and these players have brought the nation together and are doing us proud. #ENGSWE