MUSILA™

You flexing, I'm living. You see the difference? You're trying to impress, I'm trying to progress.

A luta continua.✊🏽

[🕊️ @neycentral]

This was genuinely ridiculous 😭

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

EVERYONE! Stop what you're doing and type "Erling Haaland" into Google and wait 2 seconds. 🤣

[Mod @CFCMods]

This World Cup really exposes people who understand and watch football and people who are empty in the head. It’s a great litmus test actually.

[Jayden™ @SirGlavan_]

Bro you look at that Messi goal and you think about FIFA, you must be insane. Sometimes facts are stubborn, are we watching the same game

[magata🇦🇷 @magatax]

kama kawaida mkiona mmeibiwa mnachukua OB

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Kizungu ikisikia unataka kuiandika

[MUSILA™ @MOREZ1LLA]

@pinkbarb4 I make cute babies.

[Mwathi Doktari @Samtab_]

Mine got an accident at 11 months. The driver called and asked I check WhatsApp. I saw the truck upside down. I flipped the phone wondering why he took photos upside down. My seat mate at the bar shouted "haiya Nani ameangusha gari mpya". It dawned on me. Pombe ilishuka yote.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

The only thing a broke woman can do for me is vote wisely.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[I am Chege @_James041]

One day, I was in a boda boda stage and I heard them talking about the Public debts.

I listened then I interrupted and asked them a very simple question.

" Nyinyi kama bodaboda, si mko na SACCO?"

They said yes.

" Na kwa hii SACCO yenu, si mko na chairman, Deputy Chairman na Treasurer?"

They said yes and I went on.

" Now imagine your Chairman, his Deputy and the Treasurer waamue saa hii waende Equity Bank, wachukue loan na jina ya SACCO thirty million bila kuwauliza, alafu hiyo pesa iende kwa accounts zao watumie kwa matumizi yao ya kibinafsi, then one day Equity Bank comes to you SACCO members that you have a loan to pay. You never consented, you never saw the money, do you allow your contributions to be used in paying that loan?"

MAJAMAA waliruka bwana, " hiyo hatuwezi bwana. John ( SACCO chairman) mkijaribu hiyo tunawaua."

Thereafter, I told them that that is the situation we are in as a country.

A situation where we are being overtaxed to pay debts we never incurred.

#DeniBandia

[Emmanuel Clement @EmmanuelCl71145]

Argentina 🇦🇷 score total of 4 penalties in 2022 World Cup
France score 4 penalties in 2018 World Cup
But somehow Argentina robbed
Argentina got 1 penalty in the final against France 🇫🇷
France 🇫🇷 got 2 penalties in the final against Argentina. But Argentina 🇦🇷 robbed
Messi lost the final against Germany 🇩🇪 2014 and won the golden ball scoring 4 goals
Modric lost the final against France 🇫🇷 2018 and won the golden ball 2 goals. But Messi stole the golden ball
Ronaldo fans are just delusional, those guys only use livescore they don’t watch football.
Whether you like it or not Messi is him
The greatest of all time 🐐🇦🇷

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

He has been to the final twice. They should have come to meet him there

[MUSILA™ @MOREZ1LLA]

Buy low, sell high.

[The Inner Circle Trader @I_Am_The_ICT]

Test Your Simplicity:

Layout a simple model in 5 sentences maximum.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[MUSILA™ @MOREZ1LLA]

@J_myke14 Huku ni kitui?

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

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[🐉 @Kamau266]

People raising disabled kids just pretend to be strong and proud but deep down they are cursing every moment of it and never wished they had them. Giving birth to Healthy kids is the most underrated blessing in this world.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.