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Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

this is why you stick to your standards. ladies stop settling for lustful, emotionally unavailable men when there are men planning moments like this.

[stas @SNA1LM0M]

went into satc fully expecting carrie to be batshit crazy like y’all were saying meanwhile it’s big who’s the psycho… like if my ex refused to commit, got married to a rando two seconds after we broke up & then kept making moves on me i’d be doing things 10x more embarrassing

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

“golden retriever boyfriend” on god we euthanizing him

[dekalb doll ⭐️ @stilllbarbie]

realizing somebody doesn’t care about you is humbling but also freeing. cause why would I care if you don’t

[La Bruja Medusa ☭🐍🇵🇸 @labruja_medusa]

Jamás salgáis con un hombre que haya tratado mal a sus ex parejas

[Lil Alien 51 @Alien51GMT]

I think the only reason he’s comfortable posting his relationship so publicly is because his girlfriend is Dua Lipa. It feels like he’s basically saying, “Look who I managed to pull”. It comes across as an ego thing to me.

They also got married way too fast. Once the honeymoon phase wears off, we’ll see their true colors.

[femme𓇼 @femmefleurie]

Scappate dagli uomini che dicono di odiare qualcosa per poi farlo con voi. Il caso del marito di Dua è l'esempio. Tu a trent'anni e passa sei abbastanza grande da rimanere coerente con il tuo essere, se fai il contrario è pura manipolazione per agganciare l'altro

[alison chains @cooldetat]

most people who think they’re carries are actually charlottes, if you admit you’re a miranda, you are a miranda, and no one is really a samantha — you are probably a carrie

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[tobias @ibeonherelying]

I’m so deeply grateful that I am extremely vain when it comes to the appearance of my romantic partners the propaganda around loving ugly men will never penetrate the boundary of protection my female ancestors bestowed on me.

[魔法少女⭐︎NOAマギカ @NoaGenEva]

People dont understand the scandinavian tan obsession and it shows

[꩜ bee @v4mpir1vsm]

ogni mese tirate fuori il drama dei genitori che mantengono i figli boh non so che vi devo dire rosicate di meno????

[minimonimati 🏳️‍🌈 @lostinmacity]

Al quarto tentativo, dopo essere sfuggito alla legge, picchiato donne, essere stato antisportivo in molte occasioni, essere un totale fallito, un ratto con un draw facile e pure al quinto perché almeno goatbolli ci ha provato, è il nuovo campione di un torneo di merda*

[mary ᥫ᭡ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @msmarysopinions]

While we all watch #RolandGarros, let's remember when Zverev played with scratches on his neck, defensive marks from his girlfriend while he strangled her before the match. But hey, let's watch some tennis!

[luci @l4t1bule]

oggi scopro che volere una famiglia, degli affetti, è un valore patriarcale vi prego chiudete quest’app e andate nella vita calpestate erba fumatela fate il cazzo che vi pare ma uscite

[kay! ☕️ @swiatekology]

berrettini retired due to injury