Mowgli

The cult rap hero is back ..
A compilation of the best quotes he's heard .. sometimes his own thoughts ..
Hoping to lose followers

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If you can read or watch AI written drivel without turning off after 3 seconds you deserve to be assimilated you arent human anymore

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Lie back and dream of uxbridge

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Scrotal rot is your new name

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'You got glasses on love youre meant to be intelligent'

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Guys really be out here smelling of bubble bath

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The world needs me.. but first i must urinate

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You can tell who sucks dick by how clean they leave the plate

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Someone has definitely said 'Fanny's your aunt' after sex

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SWIM has said 'that's bad n wrong mmmkay' in a southpark voice post ejaculation

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Someone has definitely said bobs your uncle before putting it in

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'Put a blazer with any slutty outfit and it becomes acceptable'

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'Tights make anything appropriate.. makes you a virgin again'

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Some man look like they smell of doves soap at a distance and wash too much

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Just thought a sign said 'autistic about autism'

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Opened the car window cos my tongue was hot from chilli

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At the beginnìng of every studio session im made to throw up in a bin until i say i give myself to the process then im spared

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Is stevie wonder in a wheelchair or is he just always sat at a piano?

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Just had to tell scouse gf that the commentators on grand national racing and Liverpool football aren't the same commentators for all sporting events and that sports commentators aren't all scouse or 'up and coming scouse'

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'Is that thunder or me ears?'

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'Did I tell you I love your words .. it makes my belly feel like little fairy's are fluttering around with butterflies horses and garys'