MJay

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

a woman's worst enemy

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

kids running to give you a tiny hug is the best thing ever.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

me thinking i’m hiding my irritation, whole time my face actually looks like this.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

when you spent money like there’s no tomorrow & now it’s tomorrow

[Oyetunde Samuel @im_Oyetunde]

i love films so much like if someone asked me to choose between five million dollars or a film, i would choose five million dollars but i really love films so much

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

Me realizing I forgot my mom's umbrella in a bus... after she warned me not to carry it out

[MJay @MO_JAY2]

😭😭😭😭

[EAGLE 🎀 @MREAGLE234]

6 years old me beating my imaginary students because they didn’t do their assignments.

[rubies 💜 @ochanyaaa__]

For a poor person, I tend to tip people a lot 😭

[Wilfrid💫🇸🇳🇻🇦 @WILFRID667]

Quand j'ai juste envie de remettre mes écouteurs mais la personne ne veut pas s'arrêter de parler.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me When the shower curtain touch me

[MJay @MO_JAY2]

Yea?

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Would you watch a movie you've already seen just to keep company with someone who hasn't seen it yet?

[Big Martha🧚🏼‍♀️ @ibioluwaaaa]

Opened TikTok, and the first video I’m seeing is “Let’s go plane shopping.”??!!

[MJay @MO_JAY2]

The nods too, omg.

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

MTN removing that special data plan when they see you getting too comfortable 😭😭

[🗿 @jhonte_]

"we regret to inform you "

you will regret informing me

[MJay @MO_JAY2]

😂😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Platonically I attract such amazing people! The most amazing people in fact. Romantically is where it all goes south.

[MJay @MO_JAY2]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro