I saw a reel where a woman said "where are the trad wives who are 40, 50 years old? Why aren't they making these barefoot in the kitchen videos? Why is it always a 20 something year old?" Every woman knows the answer.
Freddy: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there
Me: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ
I told the Black lady who delivered my groceries Happy Juneteenth. I halfway jokingly told her I wish my greens were done so I could bring her a plate. She said she still wanted them. So I brought her some half way cooked greens and she’s gonna finish cooking them at home. 😭😭😭😭 I’ll never be outniggad 😭😭😭
Best friend called me to ask if I’d change the oil in her car for her which is how I learned her husband doesn’t know how which has inspired in me both a tremendous degree of contempt and a tremendous degree of smugness. Who’s the husband now. It’s me. I am. I’m top dog again
Yesterday the Hardrock casino in Fort Lauderdale Florida draped itself in the Juneteenth flag. For those who aren’t aware the hardrock is owned by Seminole Indians.