Mark Biernacki

Man.............of many pauses.

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🇨🇦 @rusty_woods catches and drops @matmohoric. He is only 25 seconds behind @MatteoJorg!

🇨🇦 @rusty_woods rattrappe et dépose @matmohoric ! Il n'est qu'à 25 secondes de @MatteoJorg !

#TDF2023

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

THEN: Your parents are out for the afternoon, so you page some idiot named Lunchbox.

NOW: You go to your dispensary, The Grass Menagerie, and thoughtfully survey an embossed menu in a well-appointed waiting room.
https://t.co/5PcTveWht0

[Strategy @StrategyOnline]

When the sky is falling, we all need lipstick https://t.co/TC2NaiW6kI

[Giles Edwards @Giles_Edwards]

What a line.
Credit: Zainul Barodawala / Impact BBDO
#copywritersunite #copywriting

[John Long @janthonylong]

"Can't see the bike! Use a tighter shot."
"Headline is too long."
"Not sure why we're talking about airplanes."
"Are we excluding people who suffer from peanut allergies?"
"Not enough branding. Add Harley billboard on the right."
"Add shot of bike (side view) at bottom."

[John Long @janthonylong]

I've gotten a number of requests to create a single thread of my "How it started / how it's going" ad series. So here it is.

https://t.co/c5FQmGesr2

[This Podcast is Making Me Thirsty Seinfeld Podcast @ThisThirsty]

RIP Philip Baker Hall, regarded by many as the greatest one-episode Seinfeld guest star - Mr. Bookman - The Library Cop. He stole every scene with his brilliant deadpan comedic approach. The Seinfeld community sends our prayers to his family and loved ones.🙏💔

[Mark Biernacki @MPBiernacki]

Pavement. https://t.co/3CfHMVZFJq

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2021

a video countdown

https://t.co/Ysa2EpU3rv

[erin griffith @eringriffith]

It's $19 piece of cloth that polishes your black mirrors and induces self loathing.

Important Polishing Cloth content from @daiwaka:

https://t.co/HlukxIzFPP

[Harkirat Kaur Kukreja @HarkiratKukreja]

Be the third donkey 🙌🏼

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

“Disco sucks” is the biggest lie the boomers ever told us.

[Mark Biernacki @MPBiernacki]

Mackie Biernacki is hiring talented creatives who are also decent human beings. Ideally, an AD with an eye for design, preferably 2-5 yrs. exp. And a creative team with a few years experience or fresh out of school. @MiamiAdSchoolTO @OCAD @Humber_ADV_CWs @MohawkCollege

[Maury Brown @BizballMaury]

This is the funniest and best explanation of baseball, ever. I’m dying.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2020

a video countdown

https://t.co/RXtOxb6xKZ

[Simon Geraghty @SimonRPG]

We've published our top 10 songs of 2020, from home and abroad! Why? Well to publish our redesigned website! Let us know your thoughts! https://t.co/LX4b5wvuhc

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Years from now, I will be stuck in traffic or standing in the frozen aisle at the grocery store or sitting in the middle of a PTA meeting or riding a Ferris wheel, and the mere thought of four words will make me burst out laughing: “Four Seasons Total Landscaping.”

[Au Rupteur @AuRupteur]

La vidéo initiale s’étant faite strikée, voici la version « officiellement officielle et certifiée » :