Bourbon&Biscuits

A DC born & raised Daddy’s Girl with an Aries fire. Fave quote “You can’t be a martyr or a hero if you caused the chaos”.

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Thank you @ @Delta @BWI for the upgrade!!! Tiffany at Gate D-23 is stellar!

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@itz_SammieSoSa @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed Being the F in the way

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We did it.
He’s lying.
He’s a fucking liar.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

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@JesseRodriguez @MollyJongFast This seems a little, ummmm … DEI-ish

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Staying at the @BahiaPrincipe for an event. Some guests are staying at the neighboring @Riu property. Today, while sitting at the pool, we were told we had to leave the Riu and were basically thrown off the property. Getting a lot of differing responses from staff about why.

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I emailed my @StateFarm agent last night about a vehicle registration issue thinking he’d see it first thing this morning. He read it last night. Handled it last night. I’m never leaving.

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@notcapnamerica THESE the people we need to be making famous y’all!!! Not that other broad airing family secrets, these women need a podcast and interviews!

[Covie @covie_93]

They wouldn't wear a mask to save lives but they're wearing a mask to take lives.

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@Miss_Patriciah @AmeriKraut I was told this in my 30s. “You’re too young, you might change your mind and decide to have a family”. I’m 55 now, I didn’t change my mind.

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@whurledpeas69 @YourAnonNews Was thinking the exact same thing. This dude got on Guess jeans??!!!

[Courtney Brown @chefcourt1]

@Acyn A weekend where ice is scheduled to blanket 50% of America, these assholes are concerned about optics, not the impact the weather will have on Americans! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@Acyn It will anyway and I think folks are smarter than the DHS give them credit

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@KofiPhendiler @HumansNoContext I’m glad they ok but this is the best part of this whole thing. His brain shut down and his body just gave in.

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@MattBelloni @jaketapper @PuckNews Yea, go ahead and cancel my subscription. I’ll be back when they gone

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@atrupar Catching him at this angle, sunlight passing through his thinning hair atop the full scope of his sloping frame, is pure cinematography.

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@notcapnamerica I just paused my Prime. Who sent you?

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@SomaKazima2 Why is that child so invested in this?? Sit down and be a child

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@juul_survivor @simsimmaaz My supervisor just asked me to step into their office

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I just paused my @Amazon prime membership and now there’s a black windowless van parked outside.