TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING
10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs
Not that anyone’s going to do anything about it, but it might be good to remember that, as an adjudicated oath-breaking insurrectionist, Mr.Trump is constitutionally disqualified under Sec. 3 of 14th Am from taking the oath as president on 1/20/25 unless 2/3 of both houses lift the disqualification
I didn't realize that a two-sentence tweet would get so much attention, so here is a longer explanation of why Social Security doesn't add to the national debt: 🧵
Here’s a question for all the incel dumbfucks in my replies telling me to “cry harder” right now.
Do you actually think your utterly unexceptional loser idiot paycheck to paycheck uneducated asses are gonna thrive under a dictator?
Do you really, really fucking think that?
Are you that fucking dumb?
NEW NYT:
Trump's legal team found evidence that a top adviser — Boris Epshteyn — asked for retainer fees from potential appointees in order to promote them for admin jobs.
In effect, Epshteyn was seeking money from people looking for appointments.
In one case, he was seeking $30-40K a month to "promote" a candidate.
https://t.co/bliHURhZ6c
BREAKING: The H5N1 bird flu virus was detected in a retail sample of raw milk in California, State health officials confirmed on Sunday
The NYT reports that the virus has spread to nearly 500 herds in 15 states.
Meanwhile, Trump’s nominee for HHS, RFK Jr., drinks raw milk and recently criticized the FDA over its “aggressive suppression” of raw milk.
God help us all
In a new letter, Sen. Elizabeth Warren is demanding answers from the General Services Administration on the "serious consequences" of Trump's "unprecedented" refusal to complete required transition agreements.
No prior president-elect has refused to sign these agreements. https://t.co/bZ7U2pIJfj
Hold the fuck on.
So a whole bunch of Trump voters with preexisting conditions are now realizing that they voted to take their healthcare away, and a whole bunch of contractors are now realizing that they voted to take their construction workers away, and a whole bunch of farmers are now realizing they voted to take their farm workers away?
Shit we ALL told them would happen but they voted for anyway. And NOW that they have ELECTED him, they’re freaking out because they finally understand??
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Donald Trump announces he'll impose a 25% tariff on ALL products coming into the United States from Mexico and Canada on his first day in office.
This is going to be a disaster of epic proportions for the cost of goods.
We break it down here: 🧵