Joka

Arsenal fan. Love all kinds of football manager games

[Joka @MPJoka]

Fuck you Eze

[Joka @MPJoka]

Half the price, all the fun

[Gokuto 🍱 - COMMISSIONS OPEN @GokutoX]

close enough

[Joka @MPJoka]

Who's gonna tell them you're not allowed to celebrate just getting into the final?

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_inside]

🎶 « On est en finale » 😍❤️💙

[Joka @MPJoka]

In 2016 Man City managed 9 total shots across 2 semi final games.
Shut up

[City Chief @City_Chief]

That might genuinely be the worst UCL semi-final in history…

European football looked completely dead. Just negative football for 90 minutes 😴

If there’s any hope left, it’s PSG or Bayern saving it by beating this Arsenal side.

Football deserves better than that.

[Joka @MPJoka]

@playMFL Joka

[MFL @playMFL]

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[Joka @MPJoka]

Cap

[Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine]

Why is matchmaking expensive? To illustrate, here’s how I’ll lose money on a client’s $49,000 package.

Client is 46, 6’2, exited tech founder. He’s looking for a woman 27-33, very specific criteria around match personality, appearance, and profession.

Without diving into specifics, she:
• Isn’t easily searchable online...
• Isn’t likely to reply when we find her…
• Isn’t likely to be single…
• Often has a deal-breaker trait we can’t screen for without a phone call…
• Isn’t necessarily interested in my client…

I was expecting this to be a difficult search, so I quoted $49,000.

I wasn’t expecting ~100 hours of labor to find each match, not including communication with the client!

To date I’ve spent $45,000 on salaries for the women staffed on his search, plus $2,750 on styling and photos, and we still owe the client 2 matches...

Before considering overhead (let alone opportunity cost) this will be a huge L financially.

Things balance out though. Most engagements are profitable. Some engagements are quite profitable.

For example, a new client in NYC paid $30,000 and paused after his first match, because he’s 99% sure we found his wife.

That's still a new relationship, and engagements last 9 months (6 months of active matching + up to 3 months of pause), so we could be on the hook for more work in coming months.

But you get the point 🙏

[Joka @MPJoka]

USA is crazy because how the fuck do you trademark a word that's been around for ages?

[Sam Parr @thesamparr]

This is nuts

- my buddy joel has had a company called Impossible. its decade plus old
- impossible foods comes along
- joel owns the impossible trademark
- impossible foods sues him for trademark
- he spends a TON of his own money defending the case. Like over 5-6 years. Counter sues.
- We tell him he's nuts, just give him.
- Today he just won

Kudos, Joel!

[Joka @MPJoka]

@Howreal_IS_that @cecililytweets Double kick nidoran

[Joka @MPJoka]

@Nutzypoo_ttv Just trade female for male, 50% exp boost is huge + saves time trying to catch male

[Joka @MPJoka]

@saturn_spark @linkkling Just a mechanic to make you explore the Sevii islands that were added to FR/LG

[Joka @MPJoka]

@linkkling No, man at the entrance of Cerulean cave requires you to become a Champion and "make great achievement", which i guess fixing the network thing classifies as

[Joka @MPJoka]

@jonjnicholson Yup.
I've done LeafGreen recently, my highest level was 53 Raichu.
Got Jynx in a trade so leveling it was extremely easy, her Psychic and Ice punch one shot half of E4 including that Gengar

[Joka @MPJoka]

There seems to be a big misunderstanding on what grinding means.
Fighting all trainers and routes and an occasional wild pokemon (ideally evolutions only to maximize exp) is not grinding.
That strategy gets you to E4 with all pokemon in high 40s/low 50s and is an easy walkthrough

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

like what is this. how are you almost level 60 and i'm not even in the late 40s. you can NOT argue that grinding wasn't intended

[Joka @MPJoka]

Huh, I always thought he was Cuban

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Mark: "Half my family is Ukrainian. We should help."

Tucker: "How much money have you sent to Ukraine?"

Mark: "None."

Tucker: "What do you mean by we? If you think we need to help, why don't you start? How about you first?"

Never gets tiring.

[Joka @MPJoka]

@kitsuneredFES My go to move was keeping 1 pokemon poisoned, that way tunnel was flashing as you walked through it

[Joka @MPJoka]

@PokemonGems I've had many playthroughs there, but i gotta admit I never once even thought about using Muk. Or Marowak, but at least he's cool so i get that

[Joka @MPJoka]

@linkkling Looks awfully similar

[Joka @MPJoka]

Exp. Share (gen 2-5) is good.
Exp. All aka modern Exp. Share sucks because you can't focus train your new underleveled team member.

Rest of the squad is already evenly leveled if you're not skipping battles because every route has different types of trainers and pokemon

[jin @jingercookiee]

how do people actually enjoy pokemon before the group exp share