Laeffington MPS

The Metropolitan Police Service of the first precinct, Laeffington

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I just entered to win a @BarrettRifles M82-A1 .50 BMG Rifle valued at $8800+ from @ClassicFirearm #gungiveaway #winagun #barrett #boomstick #50cal #hunting #dreamgun #riflegiveaway #50BMG #guncontest Enter Here - https://t.co/T7lDwlO7aC

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The knife wielding robber turned out to be an Unlicenced-Hunter no need for alarm. The sweep continues! #cops #deercall #WhiteSupremacists

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Lord L. Laeffington congratulated Laeffington MPS this morning with the Cross of Saint Glove. #celebration #meatball

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Corporal Cash demonstrates something that is very much illegal. #Hands #rude #farting #NeverBetter #AfeniShakur

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Ligaments far too sharp on these stuffed animals.We are particular about our #plush #Pikachu #regularshow #lemongrab

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We Have To BAan moooor or at least tax #pls #tax #glove #GameofThrones #mondaymotivation #TeacherAppreciationWeek

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It should be illegal to waste fried chicken. #Friedchicken #secretblendofspices #spices #chicken

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Waterproof #croissant inventor L. Lawletti was released from #prison this evening after 6 years of #incarceration for #indecentexposure

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There really is no good reason to wear a shirt like this folks! #نجران_الهلال #presidenttrump #boyfriend #fashion

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The Laeffington Firefighters have a new uniform. #firefighters #fire Remember extinguisher PROTECTION!!! #protection

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This music is too good to not be confiscated. #hiphopmusic #HillaryClinton #donaldtrump #GangstaRap #BatmanvSuperman

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Did you know many #gunowners are also #animeowners anime control statistics show. #animeboy #twoboys #yaoi

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Some creatures have built in weapons like #cats and #lobsters this unlicensed lobster was found in a residency today

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Should it be illegal to keister religious icons for later. use as a weapon.

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A exotic drug is becoming somewhat common in Laeffington called Altoi Smalls Sugarfree Men #Sugarfree #men #smallmen

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@MPSLaeffington Notice the white stains, the wearer was up to no good. #IHOP powered sugar needs to be wiped clean. Eat pancakes Safely pls.

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Someone was spotted wearing this offensive hat, needless to say it was confiscated. #TheTriggering #Uglyhat #hats

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If anyone has a question just axe us, give us something to flail about, shoot us a message. I mean give us a break, don't cut us any slack.

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Demonstrating just a few strange #weapons found this week. #tryhards dont be a wanker toss the floss boss #gangsters

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Some may argue anything can be used as a weapon if you try hard enough. We have to get all of those #tryhards off the streets.#scrub #evil