UPDATE
National Roast has been informed by a member of the Rizz-Honourable caucus that the members of the caucus "simply all needed to use the bathroom at the same time"
BREAKING NEWS!
3 MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF HAVE BEEN EJECTED:
- MINISTER OF FINANCE HAS BEEN EJECTED FOR DRINKING A JUICE BOX
- PRIME MINISTER HAS BEEN EJECTED FOR PHOTOGRAPHING THE FIRST EJECTION
- RIZZ-HONOURABLE MP FOR OAKVILLE NORTH-TRASHY TRASH WAS EJECTED FOR A PROP