Mike Trader

Charts. ASX and NYSE. Short to medium term breakout trading.

[CV Highlights @CVHighlights247]

Peak gaming on lunch break.

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

Geologists when they get fired and have to clean out their office

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[Mike Trader @MPTF6]

@verydarkjoke Now THAT is one magic bullet!

[White Trash Nationalist @timpoolsbeani3]

I love lying to YouTube surveys. No I have never heard of Amazon or Walmart.

[Mike Trader @MPTF6]

@willie6850 I don't know what the fuck I'm working for

[𝟑 𝐞̀𝐦𝐞 𝐎𝐞𝐢𝐥 @_3emeOeil]

📺 Quelqu’un a réussi à brancher une PlayStation 5 sur un téléviseur noir et blanc datant de 1949… et elle fonctionne réellement.

Pour faire communiquer ces deux époques, il faut évidemment une chaîne d’adaptateurs capable de transformer le signal numérique HDMI de la PS5 en un signal analogique exploitable par l’ancien téléviseur.

Le résultat est complètement surréaliste puisque des jeux conçus pour la 4K peuvent ainsi apparaître sur un minuscule écran cathodique monochrome.

[Alper Çelik @lpercelik]

Dünyada Çinlilerin olması bana güven veriyor. Ne bileyim ileride dünyayı istila etmeye dünya dışı varlıklar gelse, Çinliler hepsini bir şekilde yer gibi geliyor bana.

[Mike Trader @MPTF6]

@m_goes_distance They're not giving us plebs this stuff matey

[Mike Trader @MPTF6]

@CelticAshes *WHERE IS YOUR HELMET SAAR!?"

[Mike Trader @MPTF6]

@JayantBhandari5 Saar we use the best paperclips and rubber bands to hold our bridge together saar!

[Mike Trader @MPTF6]

@JayantBhandari5 It's why they're being imported to the west en masse.

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

Mentally...I'm still here

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

The coffee shop I go to has a regular who's been ordering "the usual" for so long that nobody remembers what the usual actually is but they're too afraid to ask so they just make different drinks every time and he's never complained. Barista told me this in confidence. They've been guessing for EIGHT MONTHS. Sometimes it's a latte. Sometimes cold brew. Once they gave him tea. He just says thanks and leaves. Staff has a group chat dedicated to figuring out what his actual usual is. They've tried pattern recognition. Analyzed his reactions. Nothing definitive. One barista suggested just asking him and the manager said absolutely not, we're in too deep. Yesterday they gave him hot chocolate and he said "perfect, just what I needed" so either he's the most easy-going person alive or he also forgot what his usual is and is just going with it. Either way there's a whole conspiracy happening behind the counter of a coffee shop about what this man wants to drink. I'm invested now. I go specifically to see what he gets. Took a survey of the options: 40% coffee-based, 30% espresso-based, 20% tea, 10% wild cards. He's never ordered food. Only drinks. This is the most exciting part of my week.

[Roony @Roonysters]

I wish my parents could have added some nepo to the tism they gave me

[90sManiax @90sManiax]

The Wild Thornberrys Premiered 28 Years Ago Today: September 1, 1998 📺

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

In 1972, TV history gave us truly one of the most adorable moments ever broadcast

[Escaped Dying @Escapedmoment]

This video belongs in a museum

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time

[Boo @333too3]

I'm Still thinking about a lady who bought my toaster on FB Marketplace, and showed up with a slice of bread to test it.