Mitch

Husband, father, Michigan fanatic (Go Blue!!), listening to music a must, I lawyer to make a living, marathon runner

[Mike Janela @MikeJanela]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

So a lot of people saw #SpiderManBrandNewDay huh?

Got my hands on one of the Spidey giveaway shirts from the Mets last week. Who wants it?? Size XL, never worn

To enter: RT and be following me. Gonna run this for 3 days, random winner in replies Friday at noon

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

BV Interviews: @YardActBand talk new LP 'You're Gonna Need a Little Music,' Gang of Four, North American tour, more https://t.co/IPrn4Ammse

[Drew Anderson @imdrewanderson]

Live read of an ep of the iconic “Rachel Zoe Project” @UnionHallNY 8/18! Tix in bio <333

[Jaret Gold @JaretGold]

This USA team is a James Franklin team.

Looked great against opponents ranked in the 20-40s. Garnered a bunch of hype.

Now playing a top-10 team and are actively shitting themselves on the field.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Sen. John Kennedy: “Unless you were homeschooled by a day drinker, no one's confident that Iran is going to do anything."

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

We could fix 90% of what is wrong with America by never electing another Republican

[Margee @margeemargz]

at this point the discourse is being driven by people who have never been to a singular concert in their lives bc even at shows where phones are allowed if someone faints you just alert the security you don’t…call someone? who tf would you call?!?!

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Somebody asked me today why I was wearing a pride bracelet if I’m straight and I pointed out their Red Sox cap doesn’t make them a member of the team

[Vide💿Apothecary @videoApothecary]

It's not movie theater etiquette that's the problem. You only notice it in a movie theater because it's quiet and confined. Most people lack proper manners overall. Society has rebelled against basic decency to the point where we all hate each other. Everyone has to improve.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The best thing you can do for fallen soldiers on Memorial Day is to stop voting for politicians who make more of them.

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

Michigan teams have knocked Ohio State out of 5 different B1G Tournaments this year:

-Baseball
-Softball
-Men's Basketball
-Men's Hockey
-Men's Lacrosse

Michigan owns this rivalry.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Let’s just get this out of the way

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Rod Stewart to King Charles III about Donald Trump: “May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.”

courtesy of @RE_DailyMail

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you". Wise words that still ring true today spoken by an upstanding Texan, LBJ in 1964… let it sink in that it’s now 2026.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

If we start telling people the brain is a app

Maybe they'll start using it

[Chillindamos @Chillindamos1]

B1G teams with a national title in both football and basketball:

Last 5 yrs: Michigan
Last 10 yrs: Michigan
Last 15 yrs: Michigan
Last 20 yrs: Michigan
Last 25 yrs: Michigan
Last 30 yrs: Michigan
Last 40 yrs: Michigan x2, Indiana
Last 50 yrs: Michigan x2, Indiana

[Rick Reilly @ReillyRick]

How's this for karma? Trump hitched his camel to the Saudis + LIV golf. He hosted their dumbass tourneys on his courses. Then Trump bombed Iran. So Iran bombed Saudi infrastructure for being a US ally. So the Saudis can't afford $6B for LIV + killed it. So much winning!

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets no longer have the worst record in the National League

The Phillies have dropped their 9th straight game and are now 8-17 on the season

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt pressed about the situation