Michael Patterson

I use Twitter because it has a red head emoji🤷‍♂️

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@HOBChicago Will Motion City still be playing on 12/31 as well?

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@MsBiz_Chicago @SproutSocial Heck of a photo!!!

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@aria_solar well, since all of your Insta stories are about the studs you find on tinder, it all tracks

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

If either of these positions sound good to you, or if you'd like to talk more about them, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me! I love chatting SEO, so even if you don't think it's a perfect fit I'd still love to chat! #seo #seotwitter

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

As an avid follower of #seo Twitter, I thought I'd share some open SEO positions! These positions are at Sprout Social, a company I have been at for seven years and have loved entirely.

I'll thread the roles here!

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

Senior Manager of SEO - Someone to bring their groundbreaking strategies to life with a badass team of creatives.
SEO Specialists - Someone to help us identify opportunities to grow traffic, not just through an endless series of blog posts.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@MsBiz_Chicago You don’t. You blissfully ignore it. But I don’t have kids, so maybe get him an AirTag for Christmas

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@BillKingTM :)

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@taraerobertson @teamwork @G2CrowdReviews well, would you look at that.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

Married friends of Twitter!

I am officiating a wedding in a few months and would love some advice... how long would you have preferred your ceremony last? I'm talking about the portion between when the bride reaches the podium and before the exchange of the rings.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@psMertens @conwaydev It wasn't... until my 6th-grade presentation blew minds. But yeah, it is. A lot of realllllll crazy coincidences.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@psMertens I would say Paul could have been harmed, but the overwhelming evidence points to the beatles being the ones perpetuating the conspiracy. wild rabbit hole for a 6th grader to go down.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@psMertens I did one on the conspiracy theory that Paul McCartney was actually dead and he was replaced by an imposter. So. Hopefully you'd agree that some of us can turn it around.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@annahendi one time as a kid I took the whole bottle of flinstones chewables and hid behind the couch eating them. thankfully I was caught before downing the entire bottle

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@suganthan @snippet_digital Amazing! I was so excited to find out something was coming. Congrats!

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

There's an entire generation who only thinks of Monster House as the animated film and not the unbelievably gratuitous home-makeover show that absolutely has full episodes on YT.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

@psMertens @netflix Which one, LAXmas?

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

Did anyone else ever notice that some ATMs and CTA stations in Chicago ask you to “dip your card” when paying? Is that a regionally specific thing?

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

I just want to eat my body weight in Reese’s eggs.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

Keurig machine. I knew this didn’t sound right. He hasn’t made me my cup yet today.

[Michael Patterson @MPatterson22]

I taught my 2 year old nephew how to use the Krueger machine and he loves it so whenever I come downstairs now he says “a coffee?” and runs to make me one. Does that make me a monster?