M P Dalton

If you want to know more about me read “An Overstayer” (available from Amazon). You’ll be none the wiser but you might find it a good read.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

If you bought this from Amazon, you might really enjoy it and I would eventually be marginally less poor.

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

I cracked Redactle Q178122 in 3 guesses!
🎲 3 | Avg 59.13 | Hints: none | ⏱️ 3m19s

https://t.co/IVG3szObus

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 The most interesting things about me are the things I will never reveal.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 Mystified.

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

She just explained men in the best way possible

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

Wordle 1,755 3/6

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[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@LindsayAuthor I think it has to do with fashions and homogeneity. When I look in the bookshops I don’t see any risks being taken.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 I think it’s a shame that nobody writes like that nowadays.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

They don't make ads like this anymore

[Sem75 @Sem75]

@susie_dent

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@on_da_spectrum Brown Eyed Girl is worse than Baby Shark, or YMCA?

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 Like the prose you’re reading, purple.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

A simple guideline: any post that starts with “BREAKING…” will usually be followed by a load of complete and utter rubbish.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@kitwilsonwriter Coincidentally, I used to go to a dentist in Farnham. I remember her because her breath was so bad.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 https://t.co/pBxhNlegii This has been out a while, but hasn't been available in all regions.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

Using Draft2Digital, I've successfully got it to publish my ebook, but it won't accept the print version because it says it refers to itself being an ebook. It doesn't. It doesn't even mention ebook anywhere in the text, except as part of the word 'notebook'. Any ideas why?

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 107. Not ageing well.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 Yes to all three questions.

[M P Dalton @MPauldalton]

@ParanormalJunk2 Yes, I see what you mean. Thankfully, I don’t think I’ve ever used the word without it meaning “with minimal noise”.