megatron

she/her

[megatron @MPederson1262]

Something about having a mild cold is actually so cozy

[chi @ChiThukral]

you know you’re in mojo dojo casa house when you have to use the xbox controller as the tv remote

[uhh @notyulie]

when i pull up to mcdonald’s before 10:30 am

[trash jones @jzux]

call me humpty dumpty the way I am having a great fall

[🐌 @Wheeema]

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 my best friend just asked me to drink tonight

[megatron @MPederson1262]

Rest in peace Bob Barker🫶

[Axe @westernunion2k]

Worms after it rains:

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

just loooove it when a cat that looks like it’s wearing socks is named Socks. very straightforward, never gets old, always has that Jeni Se Qkwuouagh

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s correct

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so scary when someone’s coming over and they’re like “here!” it’s like omg my life is about to change …

[megatron @MPederson1262]

Not the Uber giving us a hug

[megatron @MPederson1262]

#NewProfilePic

[Lucy @lucylooot]

Testing 🦆

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[Lucy @lucylooot]

snooze

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

breakfast is just a conspericary theory made up to try to keep me from eatin spaghetti at 9 am

[trash jones @jzux]

of course i handle my liquor. i handle it badly