Michael Pisanelli

cool tweets

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

I'm so fucking stupid man I filled up my gas tank on the last day of the Iran war

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It's pretty crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Health insurance is not healthcare.

It’s a wasteful and unnecessary bureaucracy that sits between you and your doctors and hospitals, designed to exploit the working class and transfer their wealth upwards.

Demand Medicare for All.

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

Taillon is an amazing 4

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Cubs updated rotation depth:

Shota Imanaga
Cade Horton
Edward Cabrera
Matthew Boyd
Jameson Taillon
Colin Rea

Justin Steele is recovering from Tommy John surgery.

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

A year in, looks like things are going well

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

🚨BREAKING NEWS

TRUMP will meet with House republicans Tuesday. The meeting will be at the Kennedy center, which the board just renamed for Trump.

This meeting comes after Trump ordered an attack to capture Madero in Venezuela. And also in advance of an expected vote in the house on extending the Obamacare premium subsidies.

Punchbowl News text subscribers got this first.

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

@mdotbrown https://t.co/vBM8LOG1nl

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

Come home,
I don’t care it makes no sense positionally.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Kyle Schwarber in 2025:

56 HR (career-high)
132 RBI (career-high)
111 Runs (career-high)
10 SB (career-high)
152 wRC+ (career-high)

Enters free agency this offseason.

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

Just say, “I’m an enormous pussy”.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Chicago: "It's probably worse than almost any city in the world. You could go to Afghanistan, you could go to a lot of different places."

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

We do not want you

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

Chicago, we’re here for you.

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

People aren't critical of ICE cause of what Dems say.
They are critical of ICE cause their operation is un-American and it takes 2 seconds to come to that conclusion.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ted Cruz is now speaking at the press conference in Dallas and suggesting that rhetoric critical of ICE and Democrats calling Republicans fascist is responsible for the shooting today at an ICE facility -- despite there being no evidence of this

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

@IAmTheShlaef

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

@TheDemocrats Actually govern please

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

Going after anti-fascits isn’t the flex you think it is

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: "SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER..."

President Trump says he will designate antifa a major terrorist organization.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel both getting cooked this year should tell everybody where we truly are. If two beloved rich ass white men can’t say what they want to say, we are past emergency level of danger

[FIRE @TheFIREorg]

FCC Chairman Brandan Carr is once again abusing his position to try to assert government control over public discourse, spuriously invoking the “public interest” standard to selectively target speech the government dislikes.

President Trump has recently called for the FCC to revoke ABC’s broadcast license because he does not like the way the network — and Jimmy Kimmel in particular — speaks about him. Just yesterday, Trump suggested to a reporter that Attorney General Pam Bondi’s statement about prosecuting “hate speech” might mean she will “go after” ABC “because you treat me so unfairly. It’s hate.”

Now, Carr is threatening ABC for comments about Charlie Kirk’s shooter that Kimmel made during his opening monologue on Monday, insinuating that the shooter was part of “the MAGA gang.”

The FCC has no authority to control what a late night TV host can say, and the First Amendment protects Americans’ right to speculate on current events even if those speculations later turn out to be incorrect. Subjecting broadcasters to regulatory liability when anyone on their network gets something wrong would turn the FCC into an arbiter of truth and cast an intolerable chill over the airwaves.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Ari Cohn, counsel at @TheFIREorg, reacts:

"The government pressured ABC — and ABC caved. The timing of ABC's decision, on the heels of the FCC chairman’s pledge to the network to “do this the easy way or the hard way,” tells the whole story. Another media outlet withered under government pressure, ensuring that the administration will continue to extort and exact retribution on broadcasters and publishers who criticize it.

We cannot be a country where late night talk show hosts serve at the pleasure of the president. But until institutions grow a backbone and learn to resist government pressure, that is the country we are."

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

@RushingBaseball **taps sign**

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

Millennials riding through their 4th once in a lifetime economic collapse by age 40...

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

This is gone, thanks everyone

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

I’m excited about them. Help.

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

@IAmTheShlaef it's that time in the baseball season where I get to say Go Bears.