Martin Perrett

The Undisputed heavyweight champ of fuck ups

[Martin Perrett @MPerrett_UTLR]

Honestly hearing Flower Of Scotland being belted out in a World Cup a felt it move

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@MikeKalinowski @jondelarroz This fella confuses me he's supposed to be about Christian values but hates diversity does he read the bible and think Jesus is a fuckin diversity hire

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@DeenAdel8956 @ThaJuice_ @WONF4W I don't really agree with alot of daves opinions but if a wrestling fan is being objective and taking who said it out the equation wwe momentum is declining and aew momentum is increasing both incrementally at the same rate

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@SeanRossSapp Honestly life is short the road is long and the world is divided so treat people with kindness sorry for ur loss

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@andyhmurray Was about to make a sheep shagging joke as a weegie but if we're being honest biggest crime up north is actually ram raiding lol

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@TheRoonMeister @JonasEscapes @TheRochaSays And enjoys it as well

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@TheRoonMeister @JonasEscapes @TheRochaSays I watch it

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@QoSBaszler OK I suppose I'll put eyeballs on it then

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@MikeKalinowski @THR If I'm honest a don't really follow max so I can't comment on his behaviour before or post #MeToo but I believe @MikeKalinowski who's in the know so has he accepted responsibility and do u think he can write a good script if he's earned the chance ??

[Andres Cabrera @SquadLeaderAce]

Don't watch Scream 7

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@MikeKalinowski @jondelarroz Mikey is on a tear and I'm here for it he truly is the mutts nuts and the badgers nadgers

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@Renmakesmusic Tom Waits - I Hope I Don't Fall In Love You or The Mechanic by Amigo The Devil

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@NatbyNature This is actual bad ass this version of nattie should on the telly

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@Renmakesmusic I wouldn't class starmers labour as left wing their the same as the tories every prime minister has been a Thatcherite except Brown who was a dud

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Donald Trump will be mad if you retweet this video that's going viral right now following Kamala Harris's decision to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Bret Baier.

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@airikacal__ Hi

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@airikacal__ Hi

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@CelticFC This proves to me that Rogers can't improve a player can only buy ready made players he's not the development genius he claims to be. Damn good manager but he's not the guy to develop players.

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The Good The Bad and The Grado

[Tom Campbell @TomCampbell]

Replace one word in a movie title with GRADO

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@northernisrael @SamanthaTheBomb Good to know that some random on the Internet knows what women want and took the time to set me right before I complement someone for being good at their job thanks

[Martin Perrett @MPerrett_UTLR]

Don't know if it's been said yet but @SamanthaTheBomb is quite good at her job #SummerSlam