Mike Perrota

Writer/Journalist/Handsome Devil.

[Big Trouble Ben Bishop @bigtroubleBB]

Imagine having no clue who skeletor is or what Masters of the universe is, and seeing this outside your bedroom window

[Corb💨💔✨ @HeartBreakCorb]

If TKO owned WWE in 2002:

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@daninelkgrove @dickandcomix You coulda killed dat kid!!!

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

This is filmed like something out of The Office

https://t.co/6syIhrsJ2w

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@NDFootball Time to join a conference

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@NFL_DovKleiman Jay Reimersma

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What a defensive masterpiece by Bryant Haines and these Hoosiers. Great job @IndianaFootball

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@str8jbone @FanDuel Lomas Bown. Kevin Glover. They were studs. The rest of the line was whatever. They were an average offensive line. People just say they weren’t a good one because they weren’t the Dallas Cowboys.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Shedeur playing in the NFL out of respect for his father

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@Super70sSports Tyrone Wheatley #6

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@RealTedMcGinley me and Stan Gable against the world #thatsmypie

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Hard nosed O-line makes evey RB look good

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

I’ve been on teams with Steve Wisniewski, Richie Incognito, Harris Barton and Guy McIntyre…

All of those guys would be PROUD to meet Vanderbilt OG Cade McConnell!!

No wonder this team is winning when they’re blocking like this!

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I guess two loss trophies aren't built like undefeated ones. #GoBlue

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@awfulannouncing “Sorry sir.” - simpsons teenager

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Listen to "Horses, Hounds and Homicides" by The 1-Hour Podcast. https://t.co/YGF6u0pztt

#TrueCrime #TrueCrimePodcasts #ColdCases #ReginaBrown

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The #Uof win at #TheGame has opened up the floodgates. @stoolpresidente got the ball rolling and after this win, you cannot tell me there is not gonna be a meeting about how to make this special feeling on Saturday for the next 20 years. The barbarians are at the gate!

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Flacco, my fifth grade quarterback can see the check down to the running back in the flat. #ColtsNation

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That day I brought an electric razor with no charger on vacation. Dies halfway through. I have to go to Acme with a half shaved face. Cheapest razor or an $18 razor. Obviously, I went cheap. Blood everywhere. I looked like the guy shaving from Airplane II. #VACA2024

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@HeyHeyItsConrad Can we just have him a pod where he does the entire broadcast in the Harley Race voice?

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And now we know why Daenerys burned the common folk in #GOT
Let the Royal family have their privacy. Speedy recovery to her.