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@JohnCleese

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@thoughtshard01 @A1an_M There are very few ministers who have relevant quals in there dept but he is just a buffoon.

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@steveo49sc56051 @EssexPR @AdamBrooksMedia Won’t even be half they now only do 40% in custody and as he’s been on remand he will be out very soon 😤

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

This is the best analogy yet with a solution for the mess that the UK is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it in my back garden and filled it with seed.

Within a week we had lots of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started… Building nests in the shed, in the eaves,in the fences and in my garden bushes.

Then came the shit. It was everywhere,on the patio,on the chairs,the table,windows..everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while,I couldn't even sit in my own back garden anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the garden.

Soon,the back yard was like It used to be ..... Quiet,serene.... And no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see......

Our government gives out Free food,subsidised housing,free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal’s came by the hundreds of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services,small apartments are housing 5 families,you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor,your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box,I have to
press one to hear my bank talk to me in English,and people waving flags other than ”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets,demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion,but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

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@Claverinski2 @srkntnyldz Since March this year all custodial sentences of 12m or less are automatically suspended 🤷‍♂️

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@johnbarrett2468 Charity is a failure upon the government and should not exist.

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@DBakrrerrr @NationalHways @HighwaysNWEST As a retired firefighter that’s all we did when attending RTA’s we didn’t have the capacity to remove the debris

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@NationalHways good morning. M61 from the M62 north to J8 is disgraceful in parts it’s like a war zone in particular the crossing form lane 1 to lane 2.

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@Mehow0787 @NationalHways Mine weren’t potholes, more like craters in fact I’ve asked them if they find a couple of wheels belonging to a Citroen Berlingo van then they are mine 😂

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@NationalHways A bit bigger than potholes

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@Geniustechw Asking the question shows why the country is F@@ked

[Higgy @higgyboson]

CV.

Completely ruined a major 126 year old political party in less than 2 years.

Became the most hated UK Prime Minister in history.

Unilaterally gave away billions of £'s of taxpayers money with no accountability required from the recipients.

Wrecked the economy.

Failed to control mass immigration, both legal and illegal.

Failed to address the problem of muslim rape gangs.

Increased welfare payments to a point where benefits now cost more than the entire income tax take.

Allowed weekly pro-Palestinian hate marches on our streets.

Consistently referred to people with concerns about the proliferation of migrant violence as "Far Right".

Promoted one of his friends to high office despite knowing he was a buddy of one of the most prolific paedophiles on the planet.

Consistently worked to reverse the result of the biggest democratic vote in British history by stealth.

Placed tax dodgers, fraudsters and CV fantasists in Ministerial posts.

Invited a known islamist terrorist to No.10 while simultaneously banning foreign commentators from the UK for merely reporting on the border fiasco.

Took two weeks to find a Royal Navy ship that actually worked.

Introduced legislation that will destroy the private rental market and create hundreds of thousands of homeless families.

Promised to build 1.5 million homes in five years despite everyone telling him it would be impossible.

Failed to help motorists and hauliers after the rise in the price of fuel caused by the war in Iran.

Continues to allow Ed Milliband to wreck the UK's energy industry with his insane Net Zero policies.

Raised the minimum wage and employers National Insurance contributions leading to thousands of job losses and businesses folding.

Introduced VAT to private school fees leading to many excellent seats of learning closing their doors.

Consistently refused to answer questions during the session in the parliamentary week set aside for this specific purpose.

Consistently failed to accept responsibility for any wrong doing, preferring to sack others instead.

Alienated "working people" while claiming to be on their side.

And the lies. The constant lies.

Failure. Failure. And more Failure.

Time to go.

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@NormanBrennan @VoteGreenNorth He should have been shot dead on the spot, no other country would put up with these fanatics.

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@LeeHarris At last some police officers with sense

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@Heccles94 Anyone that murders is mentally unwell, it’s not normal or acceptable behaviour nor is it an excuse for not being punished correctly

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@googlemaps can you add a highways option in the notification section as 99.9% of reports of police ahead are not it’s the highways agency.

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@NationalHways the keep your distance matrix currently displayed all over the UK is working everyone seems to be keeping as far away as possible from lane 1

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@kat_maryb Same person that joins a motorway at 45mph, I was behind the cockwomble the other day 😤😤

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@Robbie_Reasons Unfortunately they will not get it anymore, as of March 22nd all custodial sentences of 12m or less are automatically suspended, soon to be 3 years 🤷‍♂️

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@suespeaksup It’s not happening according to Khan it’s just mis information