Mary

Half "aspiring CEO,” half "aspiring dance mom"

[Mary @MPoli16]

No that line is for Hagrids Motorbike

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thousands of people are already lined up in Orlando, some two days before tomorrow nights big Rally. Large Screens and food trucks will be there for those that can’t get into the 25,000 capacity arena. It will be a very exciting evening! Make America Great Again!

[Mary @MPoli16]

@2Chanz plz share said videos

[Mary @MPoli16]

@2Chanz Can’t relate consider me your poor friend

[Mary @MPoli16]

PSA to undergraduates: Marketing and Advertising sound like the same thing but they are not so choose carefully 😅

[Mary @MPoli16]

@2Chanz I’m crying

[Mary @MPoli16]

Getting in my Lyft this morning at 8am and the riders getting out were just getting home from a night out…hell to the no

[Mary @MPoli16]

@2Chanz April 28 - May 1 😘

[Mary @MPoli16]

@2Chanz HAHAHA

[leigh @sincereleigh_me]

tick tick boom is literally the avengers endgame of theater kids

[Mary @MPoli16]

Do you ever hear music or TV from your neighbor’s apartment and realize they have definitely heard you singing

[Mary @MPoli16]

@2Chanz @allieosheaa @TuedyWilson Ok but what about a tasteful tear or two

[Mary @MPoli16]

Googled why my eyes are always twitching and it described my WFH life a little too perfectly

[Mary @MPoli16]

Tried to make friends through my workout class and they tried to sell me Herbalife

[Mary @MPoli16]

@2Chanz I find it disturbing tbh

[Mary @MPoli16]

My friends show their love by sharing new Starbucks drinks they’ve tried and how to order them and I think that’s beautiful

[Mary @MPoli16]

When will I stop having nightmares that I’m about to fail a test in high school?

[Mary @MPoli16]

You really think you know yourself until you have to answer an old security question

[mack @mackwonger]

this scene is really sad but these camera angles are taking me OUT😭😭😭😭 #TheBachelorette

[Mary @MPoli16]

Remember in Sims when their “environment” bar would turn red and it could ruin their whole mood? I get that now

[Mary @MPoli16]

Just caught up on #TheBachelorette and came here to say… justice for @hmontgomery86 you didn’t deserve that edit

[Mary @MPoli16]

@intheheights was phenomenal. Go see it in theaters, if you can.