Marty Puddlefist

67 years old, single and looking, play 9 baseball enthusiast, big time drinker

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

FUCK SPIRE. Worst company of all time. Someone explain to me how you can block off street after street for weeks on end. Absolutely zero planning. #fuckem

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

They call him #tallrickybarnes. Slick Rick for short. Damnnn that hair flowing. Talk to me about a little bleached hair under ZERO pressure. #goknights #russo #thegoodolddays

[Ocean Foster @oceanfosterr]

6’3.25 high jump pr

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

NFL on YouTube might be the hardest watch of the century. Even the national anthem is straight ass. Literally nothing good to say about this broadcast. Also get Mr beast off my screen I want to watch football. #hellagay

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

@loganstuder9 @stllpa @SLUHAthletics @SLUHBASEBALL @BrownU_Baseball Good boy

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

@bobby_s_axelrod Total pussy #gay

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

This dude Elliot from Missouri FUCKS! Never seen a dude simultaneously having the time of his life while beating ASS. This the shit they used to see when the PUDDLEFISTER STEPPED IN THE RING! Tim Elliot have my fucking kids. #america #lookslikemeoutthere #thegoodolddays

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

Opener for Shane Gillis straight ASSSS. Can we stop with the whole opener shit, it doesn’t work. It makes me want to leave more than get excited for the actual person. Wasn’t a thing back in the day. #thegoodolddays #ass #gay

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

You can’t convince me old fuckers aren’t still in love with 20 year old blondes. Your age might change but I doubt your taste does. #ThursdayThoughts #snowyTID #college #frat

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

Bitches be trippin #fuckem #bitches

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

Bitch ass dog, eats ping pong balls and shit. Seriously. This is the year 2025 and we can’t control this species. A leash perhaps, a chain is best though! #thegoodolddays #hispanic #gay

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

Bitches be trippin #fuckem #bitches

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

Fucking dog

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

How the fuck we in 2025 and dogs still aren’t potty trained?? Back in the day we wouldn’t let our dogs in the house, kept them on a chain about 50 meters out. Never had any problems. #nohousenoproblem #thegoodolddays

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

@KingLadarius420 @DeSmetJesuitHS Heard the same. Apparently those boys haven’t been able to keep it on the field, some off field issues maybe? Not sure with all the details.

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

@Play9Scouting @StlNatsclub @USNats_MIDLAND @MW_Premier Eisenhower??? Play 9 should be ashamed of their spelling. #cantspell #getajob

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

@ShitpostGate Haahahhahahaha 6777777777

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

The kids these days have no feel for the game. Back in the day if you celebrated the way these “boys” do today, you would have a baseball in your skull the next at bat! They don’t play the game the right way anymore. #thegoodolddays #fat #pussies

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

@Play9Scouting @StlNatsclub Looked like he swung with about 43 percent effort. My left Puddlefist genital could have put more into that

[Marty Puddlefist @MPuddlefist_]

@Play9Scouting Chopped swing, back in the day they were scared of the Puddlefist