Laird

(he/him)
Soul of a corvid trapped in a human flesh prison. Obsessed with my dog and my job.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

@CoachGowron Needed this message Coach, thanks.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

I really need all these bots to stop following me. My time on bird app may be drawing to a close. It's not fun here anymore.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

I'm doing well and doing poorly. I'm splintering apart and coalescing.

I'm very tired.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

I'm so angry and frustrated right now. But I can't talk about it, and I can't fix it.
Fucking hell.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

I did that thing again, where I'm right, but I'm still an asshole...

[🌈The Where True Love is Movement 🏳️‍⚧️ @WhereTrueLoveIs]

#signoftheday #SupremeCourtDecision

[Laird @MRCLaird]

@RabbiHarvey @masonmennenga Thanks for sharing this more serious answer to a classic Mason shitpost.

This is why I follow both of you.

Clowning on the folk who aren't open to other ideas.
And scholarship that informs and develops the ideas that the closed are afraid of.

[David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor]

I like how people are being accused of having no sympathy for billionaires while billionaires can continue to operate with zero sympathy for us.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

@DrEliDavid Wow. You're either dumb. Or willfully dishonest.
Get it together. This is embarrassing for you.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

My ability to get the number of single women/fems in my age range?
Nonexistent.
My ability to get the number of married women/fems 20years older than me?
How many do you want? I got two at the grocery store while trying to avoid all human interactions.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

@Geristotle @pattonoswalt Everything is political. Politics is how a society runs. Being in a society is being in politics. So yes, because of labor laws, environmental laws, and the economy, peanut butter is political.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

Shout out to my boss. Pay was delayed because clients are trash. But he spotted me some cash from his own pocket for the next 3 days until payroll can be processed.
Fucking baller boss move.
And to be clear, this was not nothing for him. We don't have that kind of pay disparity.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

If it weren't for the delayed paycheck because our clients are children, this would be the best day ever.

[Andrew L. Seidel @AndrewLSeidel]

Pat Robertson dies.
The Voting Rights Act survives.
Trump is indicted.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

Best news so far this week.

[Laird @MRCLaird]

Lotta west coast friends forgetting what it was like during their first fire season. Be kind and offer advice. The dunking is lame.

[Morcubus @DinTheeWriter]

Black children are growing up with Black alt characters to see themselves in. My heart. 🖤🥹

[Laird @MRCLaird]

@Deepbunk You should examine that plank of hubris in your eye before commenting on the specks in otheres.