David leake

Iam one of lifes voyeurists, forever watching for something funny to happen.

[David leake @MRCURLS]

I starting to wonder what is important in life. If I havnt found the great things yet ..when is it going to arrive

[David leake @MRCURLS]

My dreams are seeming far more reachable...as I have started dropping my standards

[David leake @MRCURLS]

my weekends are getting shorter and Iam sleeping even less . it just as well Iam hypo, otherwise I will just end up zombiefied all week long

[David leake @MRCURLS]

This really is getting too much there seems to be nothing in my life except monotity when is this all going to brighten up.

[David leake @MRCURLS]

As british temperatures drop to the lowest in 30 years I finally have a reason to keep my hands down my trousers... to keep my hands warm !

[David leake @MRCURLS]

Does anyone know which british football manager has been involved with hookers latley my nan (bless her ) has asked me but it seems libelous

[David leake @MRCURLS]

Iam wondering will tonight be walking home holding a ladys hand or just clutching a kebab and staggering home hicuping

[David leake @MRCURLS]

Ireally dont know who Iam trying to fool when I say " No Iam not really looking for a girlfriend ". I must just be waiting for the right one

[David leake @MRCURLS]

It certainly is christmas round the corner I can already hear the jingle jingling of the cash registers !

[David leake @MRCURLS]

I am sending out all the best of british luck to David Haye although with skill he shouldnt need it! Give him a whooping son!

[David leake @MRCURLS]

@noushskaugen http://twitpic.com/ne4k1 - What a bummer !x I hope you find england pleasant xx

[David leake @MRCURLS]

I never thought i would see the day that I have now reached Why on earth does it now take me three days to recover from one nights drinking!

[David leake @MRCURLS]

Lets all spare a thought for world food day today, I for one am trying to decide what to have for lunch already!

[David leake @MRCURLS]

ok what a great weekend spent a fortune and still no girlfriend!!!"!!

[David leake @MRCURLS]

I guess that I dont deserve a nice girlfriend otherwise Id have one , it sure wont stop me looking

[David leake @MRCURLS]

It would be so nice to have an alternative face for when people you really cant stand stop to talk to you.

[David leake @MRCURLS]

Coughing and sneezing with bad head ache not the best way to spend my birthday. So thank you who ever gave me the gift of the cold.

[David leake @MRCURLS]

I really cant believe Iam going to be 33 this weekend I think I had better act silly to stay connected with my youth before its gone 4 good

[David leake @MRCURLS]

Just got back from a great great long weekend boating on the river thames extreamly relaxing let me promote river holidays in england !

[David leake @MRCURLS]

I wondering if not being paid this week is just a big hint from my employers. Certainly not feeling appreciated right now