MR Hagan

Soon to be DEBUT AUTHOR - LGBT writer, composer, and Billboard charting music producer. University of Miami BA of Architecture. Member of ASCAP and Mixshow DJ

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RIP Gomez. 2010-2013. We barely got to know you. We will miss you dearly.

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Why don't writers ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your plot holes are bigger than your hiding spots! 🕵️‍♂️📝 #WritingProblems

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@AuthorGFAllen Water

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I've reached the 'acceptance' stage of writing: I accept that my first draft is a mess, and I'm okay with it. 😅📝 #WritingJourney

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When life gives you lemons,
turn them into a metaphor for
the bittersweet journey of writing.
🍋🖋️
#WritersLife

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Why do writers make great astronauts? Because they're used to working in a vacuum! 🚀🌌 #WritersLife

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@BrianGehrlein They still trickle in from time to time. Even the ones I forgot about. 🤣

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@AkkalonAS Editing is a journey, not a destination. Therefore you will never be truly finished with it. 👍🏻

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@StrytellinJerry Do you remember scratch and sniff books from the 70s and 80s? I still have a few from my childhood and the scents still work! That’s some voodoo there!

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Just found the perfect workout plan for writers: 'Pro-craft-inating.' It's a mix of typing and procrastinating. 💪😂 #WritingRoutine

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Breaking News: I've just discovered the secret to time travel! It's called 'editing,' and it takes you back to the past every time you revise your work. ⏰📝 #WritingHumor

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I've decided that my writing process is like a rollercoaster – thrilling, terrifying, and occasionally involves screaming. 🎢😱 #AmWriting 🙀

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You know you're a writer when you see a typo on a billboard and mentally edit it while driving. 🚗📝 #EditorBrain

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Sometimes I wonder if editors secretly enjoy the typos they find. It's like a treasure hunt for them! 🕵️‍♀️📝

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The only way to truly understand the publishing industry is to try explaining it to your grandparents. 👴👵📖

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@StrytellinJerry Thanks man.

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@jverona77 1980 and I’d buy a shit load of Apple Stock.

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@MorganShamy Why does it have to be a gauntlet of last man standing to get published? How many great books are we deprived of each year that didn’t tickle an agent?

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@Camel_Crushin That doesn’t happen here in Florida. Just falling coconuts and the occasional iguana.

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@jverona77 Probably a cost effective hit man. 🤣😂