Morgan Jacobs

[A☝🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @whualfie_]

How’s the person who reported the racism getting more backlash than the guy who was racist…

[Bob Dwyer @bob__spurs]

In a world full of Djed Spences and Declan Rices.

Be a Djed Spence.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It helps ugly and shy people to have sex.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!

CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!

UNCURSED!

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

Got a call from my daughter’s school today telling me that a boy she’d recently broken up with had deliberately smashed her MacBook because he was angry she ended the relationship.

Apparently, he wasn’t handling the breakup well and decided destroying something expensive was an appropriate response.

The school asked if I wanted reimbursement for the MacBook.

Absolutely.

I’d already started arranging a replacement because she needs it for school, but that doesn’t mean he gets to avoid the consequences of his actions.

Then they asked if I wanted to move forward with a disciplinary report regarding the threatening messages he’d been sending her after she repeatedly told him to leave her alone.

Again, absolutely.

Because this is exactly the kind of behavior people dismiss as “teenage drama” until……

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

El Grande Americano is auctioning off his mask from AAA Noche de Los Grandes.

100% of the proceeds will be donated to the Dr. Sonrisas Foundation, supporting children facing life-threatening health conditions.

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

?

[WWE @WWE]

WHAT A MATCH!!!

El Grande Americano KEEPS his mask!!!

#AAANocheDeLosGrandes

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament.

I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray.

Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Hunt him down. Be merciless.