I asked Catherine if she washed her pants in Windex because I could see myself in them. She told me to look again because I was mistaken.
Either she doesn’t get the joke or she’s rejecting my advances.
It’s probably not good parenting to give your kid whatever they ask for, but if my kid wants pizza for dinner, I’m not gonna be the one to tell him no.
Hardest part about going on vacation is trying to explain to your dog that you would take her if you could but you can’t and you’re sorry but you’ll be back soon and you love her so much.
I was just changing Isaiah’s diaper when I felt a warm stream of urine hit my face. I quickly blocked the stream with my hand until he was done and then picked him up, and that’s when he decided to spit up all over me.
Dad’n ain’t easy.
If Catherine were on death row and the warden asked her what she wanted for her last meal, I’m certain she’d respond, “I don’t care, what do you want?” and then reject his suggestion.
Catherine just told me her patience is running thin and it’s not a good idea for me to be close to her right now.
Because I’m such a thoughtful and forgiving husband, I understand the pregnancy hormones have stolen my wife so I will choose to ignore her & love her even harder.