Matthew R. Stephens

Adult Babysitter, OK State Alumni, Professional Husband and Dad

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@Fat_Electrician

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@BonsaiBroz

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@BasketballGuruD @SuaveCEO_ Don’t curse at your father.

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@DubiousCA Didn’t China just have a brand new bridge collapse?

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@theNBAdesigner @MVPShai2 We had a red one?!?!

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@Nyxpip I use to be a Doom Slayer like you until I took a BFG to the knee.

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@PuroSpursDad Cite your sources

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@MooSnuckel The dad bod is not for spontaneous events. They’re for endurance.

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@TomFawkes Among Us 2: Electric Boogaloo
2 Among 2 Us
Among Us 2: Judgement Day

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@BasketballGuruD Let’s just say um people of your complexion aren’t wanted there

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@BasketballGuruD the worst town is Marlow

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@DonutOperator I’m guessing @Eli_Doubletap

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@BronGotIt This dude has never had a Powerade slushie when it’s 105+ degrees outside and it shows

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@itsdimer @BronGotIt I’m going to put this on a poster and hang it in my office. I give HR like 5 weeks to see it before they do something

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@NerdCG_ @taydertot …pics…

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@LarryFishburger Is it transmitted by bodily fluids? Asking for a homie

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@deadboylyfee

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@barstoolsports Seattle sports “fans”

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@RaminNasibov Ultima…

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@TheHoopCentral What are we doing here? This is about to be a snooze fest of a Finals. The Spurs have already won the championship…they just have to play four more games.