@realDonaldTrump Wtf dude? Did you just encourage everyone to “fk COVID” and just get on with your lives? Were you even sick? You’re either the world’s greatest troll or the worlds biggest idiot.
Ever look at the elderly and wonder If they were cool once? Like If old Bethel with her walking crane tore it up in her prime, partying like its 1959? I do... #backinmyday#barefootinthesnow
You will never know, appreciate the finer details of what causes noise in your home until you have a baby. I now know the map I need to take in order to pee, wash my hands and return to the lounge without waking Harper, I have become a ninja without ninjutsu. #baby#creakyboards
@TomBilyeu hey Tom, not sure this guy would be suitable for IT, but his story is one of preservation and grit. I was really touched by his story. Mike Wells. He’s an audio engineer. https://t.co/pirNHzseHa
Walking through the zombie herd at the train station, I had a Walter Mitty moment where I wondered how many people I could punch in the head before someone tackled me to the ground. *Disclaimer* I don’t actually want to walk around punching people in the head.
So if I was to die at 70, that would give me just over approx 10,000 days, 1 and half thousand weeks and 360 months..Give or take #whatsontv#cantbebothered#doittomorrow