Roland Ward

Enjoying life and the journey! Retired from the Army. Some things stay with me.

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@bradleytraynor says the guy on daytime radio

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@neilhimself We are that committed

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@johnkrasinski #explainafilmplotbadly #AQuietPlacemovie a family plays the quiet game until the mom gets sick of it

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@BuschBeer is it weird that your commercial makes me want to pee every damn time I hear it?

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@Crayola WHY ARE YOU TEACHING CHILDREN TO SNIFF MARKERS?

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@ThatKevinSmith Dude, great show last night! 57 minutes on why you don’t want to direct comic book movies. (You apparently just don’t want to)I love your side trips in your stories, looking forward to you coming back with Jay! Keep up the positive waves!

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#NightofTooManyStars @chrisrock looks younger than a young Chris Rock when he stands next to @JonStewartDAD. What the hell happened there dude?

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@Fox9NewsUS how many times are we going to hear Kevin Spacey’s name today?

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@CodyMatzFox9 from Schwan Super Rink in Blaine

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@bradleytraynor the fact we’re talking about it now may have been the intention driving it also I see it asa truth in advertising drive

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@FOX9 pretty sure that the money shortage in Puerto Rico is NOT the problem. Water, food, shelter, and medicine ARE. #uscitizens

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3. That's how he explains it now. Racism may not be your your fault. And you have a responsibility to fix it.

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2. Drill sgt comes up to my bro, kneels down and says to him: It's not your fault private, it's just your responsibility now

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1.To explain racism to a white person:28 yrs ago my bro was in Army Basic, the entire platoon was dropped for one guy's mistake;common thing

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@neilhimself I would be. They were asking for it

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If a pig farmer is makin bacon? When he sells his stock, he is both bringing home the bacon and getting rid of it

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@moshekasher @natashaleggero Funny! Another great date night with @Barefoot_Ali! Have kids, We did, Smart kids will grow up, stop Idiocracy

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@iamjohnoliver say what you will about Alex jones, but leave Hamilton J Frog out of it.

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@neilhimself Why would anyone at any time ever find that appetizing?

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Just realized my @GameOfThrones books are the grown up version of the kids #warriors books